@UnitaryBog I love that.
Why did the CAPitalist start a CAP industry? to CAPture the market!
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Okay, it won’t let me edit the previous reply, mods please help so I won’t get in trouble for double posting
Anyways, @Calebmar12 is out, and @BrokenAxels is back in! Begin round 3!
Wy didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it didn't want its motives being questioned by the world.
Didn’t work out for him...
If I rooster lay an egg on top of a conical roof, which way would it roll? Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you get when you cross a cow a chicken and a pig?A mistake.
Hey? What do you call a lion with a taste for circus performers? 'Carny'vorous!
How many potatoes doe sit take to kill an irishman?
I thought I was going to die
What do you call a chicken with no feathersdead
there were 2 cupcakes sitting in a table and one said:he didin't say anything, cupcakes don't talk, you sicko
Warriors make good leaders, at least in GENERAL.
Why can't Shelby ride her bike?
Because Shelby is a goldfish.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
because she's dead, duh
Alright, guys. You know what time of round it is. Too late. Let's go!
Yaaaay let's kill somebody. Also, don't ask about all the versus's. I'm apologize if it bothers you. @Calebmar12 shall be back in after voting is concluded.
Hahaha! Nice! Already got a vote on me! XD
I actually forgot to make a joke in the first place, so...
Ah, too bad... WAIT! That can be your joke! 'silent failure' (i.e. cricket, cricket).