@UnitaryBog I love that.
Why did the CAPitalist start a CAP industry? to CAPture the market!
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: āA beer please, and one for the road.ā
Okay, it wonāt let me edit the previous reply, mods please help so I wonāt get in trouble for double posting
Anyways, @Calebmar12 is out, and @BrokenAxels is back in! Begin round 3!
Wy didnāt the chicken cross the road? Because it didnāt want its motives being questioned by the world.
Didnāt work out for himā¦
If I rooster lay an egg on top of a conical roof, which way would it roll? Roosters donāt lay eggs.
What do you get when you cross a cow a chicken and a pig?
A mistake.
Hey? What do you call a lion with a taste for circus performers?
'Carnyāvorous!
How many potatoes doe sit take to kill an irishman?
Nun
I thought I was going to die
What do you call a chicken with no feathers
dead
there were 2 cupcakes sitting in a table and one said:
he didināt say anything, cupcakes donāt talk, you sicko
Warriors make good leaders, at least in GENERAL.
Why canāt Shelby ride her bike?
Because Shelby is a goldfish.
Why canāt Helen Keller drive?
because sheās dead, duh
Too soon
Alright, guys. You know what time of round it is. Too late. Letās go!
- @TheMOCingbird Chicken VS Road
- @Otaatop Rooster VS Roof
- @MaxinePrimal Cow and Chicken and Pig
- @KAI_BORG Lion
- @BrokenAxels Nun VS Ireland
- @Morgy Chicken VS Feathers
- @UnitaryBog Cupcake VS Cupcake
- @Racie02 Warrior
- @Kalmah_Ren Shelby VS Bike
- @ReeseEH Helen Keller
0 voters
Yaaaay letās kill somebody. Also, donāt ask about all the versusās. Iām apologize if it bothers you. @Calebmar12 shall be back in after voting is concluded.
Hahaha! Nice! Already got a vote on me! XD
I actually forgot to make a joke in the first place, soā¦
Ah, too badā¦ WAIT! That can be your joke! āsilent failureā (i.e. cricket, cricket).