Whoever Comes Up With the Worst Terrible Joke DIES!!!

@UnitaryBog I love that.

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Why did the CAPitalist start a CAP industry? to CAPture the market!

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ā€œA beer please, and one for the road.ā€

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Okay, it wonā€™t let me edit the previous reply, mods please help so I wonā€™t get in trouble for double posting

Anyways, @Calebmar12 is out, and @BrokenAxels is back in! Begin round 3!

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Wy didnā€™t the chicken cross the road? Because it didnā€™t want its motives being questioned by the world.

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Didnā€™t work out for himā€¦

If I rooster lay an egg on top of a conical roof, which way would it roll? Roosters donā€™t lay eggs.

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What do you get when you cross a cow a chicken and a pig?

A mistake.

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Hey? What do you call a lion with a taste for circus performers?

'Carnyā€™vorous!

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How many potatoes doe sit take to kill an irishman?

Nun

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I thought I was going to die

What do you call a chicken with no feathers

dead

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there were 2 cupcakes sitting in a table and one said:

he didinā€™t say anything, cupcakes donā€™t talk, you sicko

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Warriors make good leaders, at least in GENERAL.

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Why canā€™t Shelby ride her bike?

Because Shelby is a goldfish.

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Why canā€™t Helen Keller drive?

because sheā€™s dead, duh

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Too soon

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Alright, guys. You know what time of round it is. Too late. Letā€™s go!

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Yaaaay letā€™s kill somebody. Also, donā€™t ask about all the versusā€™s. Iā€™m apologize if it bothers you. @Calebmar12 shall be back in after voting is concluded.

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Hahaha! Nice! Already got a vote on me! XD

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I actually forgot to make a joke in the first place, soā€¦

Ah, too badā€¦ WAIT! That can be your joke! ā€˜silent failureā€™ (i.e. cricket, cricket).

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