What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Oh I lost my tractor!"
What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Nothing tractors don't talk.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned and said the the other fish "do you have any idea how to drive this thing?"
What do frogs eat at restaurants?
What do you call a kid with a stutter, prosthetic leg and a weird eye?
Why did Jimmy fall off the swing?
Because Jimmy was a fish.
What do you a call a guy with no legs or arms lying on the door step?