So, turns out I’m awful at this job, so if any one of you guys wants to take over for a bit, that’d be great!
how does moses make his tea?
he-brews it.
any decent christian should know this.
That’s a great joke!
thanks!
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
What to you call T shaped shirts
T-shirts
A man walks into a bar, and sees two hunks of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender what they’re for, and is told that if he can jump high enough to slap them, he gets free drinks for the hour, but if he misses, he buys everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. “So, you wanna give it a shot?” the bartender asks.
“Nah,” the man says. “The steaks are too high.”
How is a goth like a pizza cutter?
they’re both all edge and no point.
What did the Nazis say when they were trudging through Russia?
“Hey Russia, stop stalin’ me.”
oof.
good one.
An American enters a barn. He gets out:
How stinky is that pig!!
An English enters the barn.he gets out:
How stinky is that pig!!!
A peasant enters in.the pig gets out
HOW STINKY IS THE PEASANT!!! Says the pig
Why is the skeleton going alone to the party??
Because he has NO-BODY to go with
What is worst than finding a bug when you bite an apple???Finding half-a-bug
Edited for Double-Post ~ ReeseEH
My friend got turned into a cloud. He will be mist.
A Police man walks into a bar. He boughts a beer for everyone. The bartender asks him:
“What are you celebrating?”
On a puzzle box says 7+ years
And I completed it in fewer than one hour!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t it was stuck in the battery farm, where it would stay until it died
…you’ll have to explain the joke to me.
No he doesn’t, that’s the point of the game
So, the Toa Inika are on a mission on Voya Nui. Suddenly, Jaller gets killed by the piraka. Matoro rushes to Jaller’s body. “Somebody, do something!” Hewki wails.
Then Matoro says, “Hang on, i’m Tryna revive him!”
A man walks into a bar
It’s safe to say he didn’t win the limbo game
Hey, girrrrrl, are you a crystal ball? Because I see my future in you