A man walks into a bar, and sees two hunks of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender what they're for, and is told that if he can jump high enough to slap them, he gets free drinks for the hour, but if he misses, he buys everyone else's drinks for the rest of the night. "So, you wanna give it a shot?" the bartender asks.
"Nah," the man says. "The steaks are too high."