you're not and you'll never be my friend
hey @JoeWhy can't we be friends?
cuz I was blamed for crashing the ship
Not my fault you can't fly
@War_of_the_Worlds why can we not be friendly
Because I haven't check this topic in like three Months.
@Yveran why can't we be friendos ?
@EvilLobsterKing why can't we be buddies
Because I have research papers to write for my government class.
And I've procrastinated for way too long.
Because we keep making Jojos to rival each-other
@Rockho Why can't we be buds, pal?
My only Knight friends are Evil Knights.
You don't seem very evil...
Because i'm a pacifist and you promote interplanetary war
This is true, I can't deny.
@Kidnapped_Sock Why can't you be my friend?
Well, there's no "friend request" thing or "follow" button on here so how am I supposed to express appreciation of board members with little to no effort?
@OculusNuva Why can't we be buddies who watch Tv together on a Double Decker couch?
@Spiderus_Prime, would you please explain and elaborate as to why we are incapable of becoming excellent comrades?
@Matoro, can we please be best buddies?
You are the only other member of the fan club after all: