IT WAS TRANSYLVANIAN YOU FOOL!
@MichaelTheLightBringer why can't we be friends?
Is this seriously a thing? Okay okay. I'll play along.
@TheOnlyGuyWhoLikesMistika I never said we can't be friends.
Now let me ask someone else.
@Omega_Tahu why can't we be friends?
Because I just woke up and my brain is not yet alert enough to understand the meaning of “friend.”
@Mrblackpants why can’t we be friends?
He's long gone, friend. They all are.
Speaking of them,@Ned_Flanders, why can't we be friends?
Because the group dissipated two years ago, cool to hear from you though!
@John_Smith why can't we be friends?
Because I rarely stick my head out from the Land of Lurking these days, alas.
(Idk who to tag, somebody else can pick up the game if they feel like it.)
You were a mod I’m just a simple folk
@CowmanWhy can’t we be friends
And why can’t you be active
@EljayWhy can't we be friends?
because your character in DnD is annoying and not a god
@Lord_Tuma why can't we ve friends
...I stand corrected.
@Ghid why can’t we be friends?
Well you probably like anime so unfortunately I'm gonna have to bump you off, nothing personal of course just seems like a wasted friendship
@Jakura_Nuva why can't we be friends huh
evidently because I don't check these forums much anymore and I miss your tags, sorry fam :((((
@BeefJStag why can't we be friends dude
@litteralyeveryoneWhy can’t we be friends?
I can't be friends with someone who has low enough standards for friendship that they'd want to be my friend. Sorry bud, but that just screams that you're bad at choosing friends if that's the case.
@Jcton Why can't we be friends?
I am the Jcton, yes, and I can't be friends with anyone who isn't in the Bread Cult.
#All Hail the BREAD CULT!
@jayzor17 Why can't we be friends?
Because I'm not left-handed.
@TheMightyObsidianDude why can't we be friends?
because I'm a heretic and you're not, it just isn't meant to be
@ProfSrlojohn wai kannut we be le frendos?
Because I'm not sure what your avatar is,
@TichePotato Why cannot we be friends, Comrade?
Because I barely check these forums and spend most of my time in the 25th century
@_el Why can't we be friends?