Robbie floated through space
Until he hit Mars.
Which is the home planet of the true Tanma and his armies.
The True Good Tanma gives him a small phone with a secret message saying:
“Agent Robbie Rotton Mars has been invaded by Mandrproductions’s star wars clone army! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate in mandr’s studio and distroy his LEGO Star Wars collection before he can unleash it over Mars and distroy all remaining Original LEGO themes! This message will self-distroy in 5 seconds.”
the phone was samsung galaxy 7, so it exploded violently in robbie’s hand, lodging bits of phone shrapnel in his arm.
Because of this He decided not to follow the mission, instead joining Mandrproductions to help conquer Mars
But he got angry when he watched mandr’s new video where he said that Coca Cola is better then Dr. Pepper, so he decided to accept the mission rather then work with a guy which is loyal to the Coca Cola brand.
But he then decided that Coca Cola wasn’t that bad after all and so he aborted the mission.
He then left to go to phobos, hearing it was nice in the summer
He went to the beach. He bought a pizza to eat while staying in the sun. Suddenly a shark got out from the sea and ate his pizza.
Robbie chased the shark, he catched it, but instead of his fresh cheese pizza the shark droped another message from Tanma, which said that mandr has already conquered Mars, and he has captured his Dear Girlfriend Rubina. He has to choose to either stay at the beach, or go complete the mission and save his Girlfriend. He had no choice. He had to go. After that he could go to the beach with his Girlfriend instead of going alone.
He decided that the pizza is more importantly then Rubina. He stayed on the beach and ignored the message.
The beach revealed itself to be Sandman in disguise, and traps our hero in a cage of structurally sound sand!
Sandman took his pizza and ate it. Robby began to cry loudly.
Then Robbie cried so hard that Sandman Melted because of Robbie’s huge tears. He was free, but he was too poor to afford another Pizza. So he just sat where he was and kept crying for 2 hours
Suddenly, a pizza came out of nowhere and stuffed itself into Robbie’s mouth, who swallowed it, only to find that it was a beetle.
Robby screamed. He got to a doctor quickly
The doctor said that the only way he can get cured is to steal Jack Sparrow’s compass, Indiana Jones’s Whip, Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber, and Harry Potter’s wand and combine them in one big medicine.
Robbie decided to see a different doctor, this one didn’t seem Right in the head
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(Ooc: I died internally laughing when I read that)
He decided to go to his local urgent care, which then decided to give him antibiotics. They seemed crazy too, so he went to an old lady in a mud hut