"Yes, and I have footage to prove it." A woman said to Dr. Phil. A video was displayed to the audience:
Somewhere, Obi-Wan Kenobi suddenly jolted up in his bed. "I feel a great disturbance in the force..." he muttered.
Good Guy ran over to Solek's shredded remains. "No!" He wailed to the heavens. "I will avenge your death, oh great teacher!"
Meanwhile, bratax charged towards the Great spirit robot. "THE MASK IS MINE!" He boomed.
The three Jakes sat up, groaning in pain.