You have to eat your broccoli

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In order to kill the Doctor, you have to try to kill him like 13 times.

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You will inevitably fail, so you will have to rage quit.

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But before you can rage quit, you have to complete 37 different side quests.

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To complete the side quests, you’ve got to buy the DLC.

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But in order to get the DLC, you need to beg your parents for it.

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Before you can beg your parents for it, research how good the DLC is. It sucks? Not worth it. Therefore give your cash to charity.

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But before you can donate, you need to choose a charity.

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Before you choose a charity, you must be alive.

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But before you can live, you must be born.

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But before your birth, you need to make sure your parents meet.

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In order to do that, you need a time machine, but we already have one, and if we try what I think you’re trying to try, then we might just Back to The Future ourselves. That would be bad. So how about we just go to the future and look as these guys.

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In order to look like “these guys,” you have to enroll in that secret government program.

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In order to enroll in that secret government program, you have to shout “Hail Denmark!”

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In order to shout [quote=“Ninjanicktf, post:38, topic:30368”]
“Hail Denmark!”
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You must prove your allegiance to Denmark by doing the dance of death

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Before you can do the dance of death, you need to take dancing lessons.

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before taking dance lessons, you need money to afford them

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before you can afford them, you have to get gud.

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Before you git gud, you must own some rare pepes

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But before one can get some rare pepes, one must study memes, and become a master of memeitzu.

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before you become a master of memejitzu, you must collect all three triforces