Before collecting all three Triforces, you must go dungeon-crawling, and I mean crawling.
before going dungeon crawling you must find the master sword
Before you find the master sword you be be link. And to do that, you have to JUST DO IT
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But before you can “JUST DO IT” you must be brandishing a knife, actual cannibal Shia Lebouf!
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But before you can do that, you might want to build up a track record of cereal killing, just so cannibalism doesn’t seem that out of place.
To keep track of cereal killing,
You must visit Kellogs
To visit Kellogg’s you need your parents permission.
To ask your parents for permission, you must clean your room
To clean your room you must firs make it dirty.
And to make your room dirty you must “eliminate the parent problem.” /s
To “eliminate the parent problem,” you must first become one with your enemy.
And to be become one with you enemy you must wait, study and come to understand your opponent, until the time to strike comes.
But before you…
do that you must select an enemy.
Before you select an enemy you must not choose Zangief.
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Before you don’t choose Zangief, you must understand what options you don’t have.
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Before you understand what options you don’t have, you must go outside and get some fresh air
Before you do that, you have to get a gas mask
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To get a gas mask you must be able to afford one
To afford one you must create an economy
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To create an economy you must have some power and money.