English to chinese continued:
What?.. Wa yu sae?
Umm… Ai duh no
Do you have a secret?..Wa yu ki ping
That’s illegal…Yu no du
Terrible…Su ki
Sword fighting…Xing Xing
He he.
XD that’s hilarious.
Ur actually triggering me nao
Seriously I live in China, and while the language is dumb, it’s not that dumb.
I say it’s dumb because of some of the ridiculous rules it has…
ANYWAY, Here’s a super legit but inappropriate joke…
One day, I went to a zoo. It turns out they only had one animal there, and it was just a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
It’s not supposed to make it look dumb. It’s supposed to be funny.
The Earth’s rotation really makes my day.
. Well done.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I refused to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home all the signs were there.
What do you call a guy who lives on the street?
a hobosaipien
Ok this one I didn’t make up, but somehow, I remember finding it online:
So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke”
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke”
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke”
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke”
The guy goes: Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
The bartender goes: “here you go”
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So I asked this guy something on a social media page. He replied with this…
It was a homophone of “sure”. The picture was “shore”
I always thought hyphens were overrated until I heard that a man’s wife was out shooting him.
~W12~
I have some lawyer jokes:
What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
They’re both extinct.
What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Accountants know they’re boring.
What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
One’s a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect
What is the name of a shooting star?
Clint Eastwood.
I once ate a clock.
The experience was very time consuming.
I was going to meet Kopaka for lunch, but he didn’t come. I guess he just gave me the slip.
please kill me now
His roles in movies are usually things like sheriffs or something and he’s a star. Normal stars have names but shooting stars(even though they aren’t actual stars.) don’t.
Who’s a pair of sock’s favorite actor?
Lint Eastwood.
oh wait i already told that one
Dumb story time: I was on a conoeing trip this last summer and one of my friends on one of the other conoes asks “How come there aren’t any dams nearby?”, since that was kind of a landmark for where we were going. I then responded by saying “Because they didn’t have one to give.”
Wanna know why they’re called puns? There a little short form of punishment