Non serious internet version:
"Here lies Hawkflight. He didn't make good MOCs, hated everyone else's MOCs and offended a lot of people. We can all sleep in peace tonight."
"Here lies Steven XXXXXX. 199X-20XX. He managed to find a place to fit in anywhere, he can now fit in a grave. He loved some people and hated the things they made, he can now hate is grave but love the people that dug it. He made bad sculptures (MOCs), decent music, and a couple of hilarious jokes, and then held us at swordpoint to write an epitaph for him that he had made for a bunch of internet people to read."