Here lies MataNuiNuva
Who if his heart was tested
By Anubis on the scale
It would definitely be too heavy.
(Let’s be glad he’s not Egyptian)
“lolrip that guy”
“He said it was impossible to eat too many chimichangas”
“This guy owes me like, 5 dollars.”
“Honey, I forgot to duck”
Here lies Ninja.
Good riddance.
“This is why you always check your parachute.”
Or
“I’m with Stupid.” —>
Here lies Morgy
2000ish-2026
Dat boi had it comin
He’s dancing in heaven now.
2018-1776
‘Never did stop bragging about his time travel powers’
131 A.D. - 13100 A.D.
“What”
Here lies Winter
2000 - present
Behind you
(Is me standing behind them)
2002-20xx
DINKELBERG!
Do or die
You’ll never make me
Because the world
Will never take my heart.
‘His last words were “I can breathe in space”’
‘Duckie 200*-****
He was wrong in saying “Nah, your dog can’t tell I’m a Duck!”, but was right in a bunch of other stuff like “I’m hot” and “heh… he farted”’
‘He died of death’
‘Hottest Duck to walk the earth’
“Joke’s on you. My ghost is gonna haunt you.”