Your Epitaph

Here lies MataNuiNuva
Who if his heart was tested
By Anubis on the scale
It would definitely be too heavy.
(Let’s be glad he’s not Egyptian)

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“lolrip that guy”

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“He said it was impossible to eat too many chimichangas”

“This guy owes me like, 5 dollars.”

“Honey, I forgot to duck”

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Here lies Ninja.

Good riddance.

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“This is why you always check your parachute.”
Or
“I’m with Stupid.” —>

Here lies Morgy
2000ish-2026
Dat boi had it comin
He’s dancing in heaven now.

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2018-1776
‘Never did stop bragging about his time travel powers’

131 A.D. - 13100 A.D.

“What”

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Here lies Winter
2000 - present
Behind you
(Is me standing behind them)

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2002-20xx

DINKELBERG!

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Do or die
You’ll never make me
Because the world
Will never take my heart.

‘His last words were “I can breathe in space”’

‘Duckie 200*-****

He was wrong in saying “Nah, your dog can’t tell I’m a Duck!”, but was right in a bunch of other stuff like “I’m hot” and “heh… he farted”’

‘He died of death’

‘Hottest Duck to walk the earth’

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“Joke’s on you. My ghost is gonna haunt you.”