"If you get out of here... Please... Burn my computer."
"I'll be back... maybe... probably... maybe"
If you get this reference we should talk more lol
"Here it is, you asked for it." only og fans of my channel will get this reference
"Here's my wallet. Go get some hunter safety lessons, ya jerk."
"I bear nothing but fists! Face me knuckle to knuckle!"
I would think you would say something like this instead
Did you know that deading is bad for your health? dies
I'll be a great Blood Bowl player, just you watch
"Hey, punk. You forgot to put the pin back in."
"I probably should have used a smaller gun"
Perhaps the Fat-Man was a poor choice of weaponry...
"I don't need sleep, I'm not even tired."
"Knife fight me IRL Bro."
I can catch a bullet with my teeth, just watch!
"Oh my gosh guys, it's just a game"
"Yes, I can throw knives into the ceiling! and I'll prove it, too! just hand me that cleaver."
"Yes! I am invincible!"
Ok, so their quarterback is a Khorne Berserker, I'll tackle him, our ogre will tackle that cultist wide receiver
Now, you can only achieve true happiness if you jump into the happiness hole
My final words would be something along the lines of"Tell my Mom... she sucked..." Then I would die
"Meh... life is overrated."