I think Ulysses S. Grant has the best last word(s). "Water"
"1000 degree knife vs. Human body experiment."
Looks at murder weapon
"Who the heck uses a carrot peeler to kill a man?"
"Don't sell my Bonkles"
"I wouldn't know, but I ought to have practiced first."
dies after accidentally harming self with carrot peeler used as murder instrument
"G2 was better than G1"
"I'll be back"
"Goodbye, so long and thanks for all the fish."
"It's free real estate"
"I'll see y'all... among the sea of stars..."
I have a feeling @Nyran, with his Brave Series knowledge, will get the reference.
If not him, then @Omni
''the fortune is all there.'' (hands over bin of Bionicle masks.)
Roblox death sound
"Wait for me, Stalin-sama..."
Orange you glad I didn't say Knock Knock
"Send me out... with a bang..."
"Hey what's prussic acid? mm, it smells like almonds..."
"I finished writing my story!"
"I'm not even near the ocean, how is Godzilla here!?"
This girl won't stab me again will she? Nah I'll go talk to her
You again!!!I thought I finished you 30 off years ago in the war!!!
I don't think I can handle astronomy right now...