“Wanna see a cool trick?”
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“If Eljay could eat raw fish and plastic, I probably can”
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I’ll say to my sons:
“Before I die, I have to tell you something… DO NOT THROW MY BIONICLE IN THE TRASH!!!”
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PUT MY BONES ON A THRONE TILL YOU CAN BRING ME BACK AS A SKELETON ROBOT THING!
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Another fun list:
Oof
So wait, I can survive a scooter to the ankle but (insert death cause) kills me?
I do die
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“I think not, therefore I am not.”
Person: any last words?
Me: I’m Stevie jones, and you’re a meanie. shoots us both at the same time
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“Here’s a knife, the last person standing gets my inheritance”.
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“This is the last of my hamon. Take it.”
Friend responds with “CEEEEEEASER!!!”
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“Is this loss?”
“I thought getting shot would hurt more.”
yo AFOLs Ninjago is legit good take it seriously - Banned from Life
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“Can I have some tofu? And a ham sammich?”
“I will soon pass away kids… But I have one final wish… Please try to get Good Guy, he is the last set I need to complete my Bionicle collection… And please after the collection is complete, please don’t sell it…”
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“Tau aren’t as bad in melee as everyone says. Watch this charge”
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Yo lemme just post this meme on the TTV Message Boards as a double post
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“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored…”
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“Anything is edible if you are brave enough”
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( back in about 2014 2015 pre eljays mask being taken off ) hmm. i wonder what is behind this mask eljay.
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“Anything is eatable. Even I’m eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies”
- Johnny Depp Willy Wonka
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