“…wrong button.”
“This isn’t… Even… My final form…”
“Just wanted to let you know that I’m dating your daughter.”
“You’ll never take me alive!” Flips table.
Said the dying, 123-year-old man.
OH MY GOSH PUT THAT GRENADE DOWN.
boom
You idiot…
“Stayin’ alive… Stayin’ alive… Ah… Ah…”
~Ded
“I’m just dying to get in this coffin.”
“If I’m the grim reaper, and I die…does it count as suicide?”
“I’m safe! I’m wearing a parachute! and we’re only five feet off the ground!”
“I’m sure they won’t ban me for creating a political disscussion topic…”
banned
“When I die I don’t want a funeral.”
During the funeral I wake up and grad the first person nearby.
“I said no funeral!”
“My only regret is not killing myself sooner”
“Yum… cough Yum…”
‘‘Harambe here i coooooome’’.
(Posts this)
(Murdered by admins)
“Honestly, Eljay hides behind his mask because he is ugl-”
Murdered for not respecting the gloriousness of Eljay’s secret identity
“at least i died drowning in soup”
- drowning in toxic waste