Your Last Words

“…wrong button.”

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“This isn’t… Even… My final form…”

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“Just wanted to let you know that I’m dating your daughter.”

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“You’ll never take me alive!” Flips table.

Said the dying, 123-year-old man.

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OH MY GOSH PUT THAT GRENADE DOWN.
boom
You idiot…

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“Stayin’ alive… Stayin’ alive… Ah… Ah…”

~Ded

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“I’m just dying to get in this coffin.”

“If I’m the grim reaper, and I die…does it count as suicide?”

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“I’m safe! I’m wearing a parachute! and we’re only five feet off the ground!”

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“I’m sure they won’t ban me for creating a political disscussion topic…”

banned

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“When I die I don’t want a funeral.”

During the funeral I wake up and grad the first person nearby.

“I said no funeral!”

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“My only regret is not killing myself sooner”

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“Yum… cough Yum…”

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‘‘Harambe here i coooooome’’.

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(Posts this)

(Murdered by admins)

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“Honestly, Eljay hides behind his mask because he is ugl-”

Murdered for not respecting the gloriousness of Eljay’s secret identity

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“at least i died drowning in soup”

  • drowning in toxic waste
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