"Yes, I debugged this in a simulator, but this is the first time the code has actually been connected to the world's nuclear arsenals..."
Of course I know how to drive, I've watched all the Fast and Furious movies.
I saw this in a video game...
(Attempts to use real gun like a game character)
I'm not gone yet for #@#$ sake!
Hey I did this before, 5 years ago, with the help of a professional... I'm sure I know what I'm doing!
Oh crap, I forgot my bullets at base...
''Don't worry, i've seen many Anime characters do this before''
My only regret is that I didn't live to see half life 3 come out...
Watch out for those wrist rockets!
"just to let you guys know, I rigged my body to explode when I"
"And that, my friends, is why you make sure your weapon is locked in melee mode when you swing it at someone..."
"I will soon be as dead as your social life"
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
I trust Steve with that canon.
"Cause I had the time of my life! And I owe it all to you!"While facing down a Tyranid horde, to a random Commissar who let me roll with his regiment
"Never say never"
"Look who's talking"
"Just let me die already, its been a long time coming and I want to enjoy it"
"Wow, I might be dying faster then them old Bonkles"
"Alright everyone grab some scissors we're going for a run!"