I told you... the human body... can lose that much blood... now you owe me a soda......no, I don't have anemia....
"Please...finish my SelfMOC"
"You...you are even uglier from this angle.."
"Tell my LEGO I loved them"
"Wake me....when you need me...which honestly will probably be never.....blah"
(if I die before having children) "Darn you, Darwin."
Meanwhile in zombie apocalypse"I think I am alone now, there doesnt seem to be anybody around here--OH CRAP I AM SURROUNDED"
"Is it just me, or is there a really bright light?"
"LOL I'M DYING"
"Well...we've come this far together...I don't see why we can't see each other to the end..." Nukes every living being
Liek if u cri eretim
"Oh, come on! Sword swallowing isn't dangerous at all. Just watch."
Hey guys! Do you think my computer (with integrated graphics no less) can run the new DooM!?
grabs hatchet right lets deal with this shotgun mad man!
"So exited to finally drive!'
Bro, lion taming is easy. Look, I'll show you.
"Negan won't be a problem. Watch and learn."
And, for my final trick, I will cut myself in half and put my two halves back together - without anesthesia!
"I wonder if you could go from 100 to 0 in under a second"
I'm pointing the gun in the right direction, right?
"For the last time, the ladder is stable! goodness! of course we can bring the couch down on it!"
"Most of all of your last words aren't funny or creative."
"Can elephants cuddle?"
"That's just like, your opinion man"