“I believe I told you no onions.”
1 Like
‘‘just kiddin’’
“The combination to the vault containing my life’s fortune is…”
1 Like
“Inb4 gets shot.”
4 Likes
“I know how to throw a javelin”
“I voted for (insert opposing politician here)”
3 Likes
Wait, what part of the pufferfish is poisonous and what part is safe to eat? I forg-
1 Like
“Trust me, I’m a professional”
1 Like
“I personaly found Legends of Chima to be better than Nexo Knights”
5 Likes
“Trust me, it won’t explode”
Hey, maybe messing with this thingamaggiger will fix the phasic anomaly.
I can return from Death!
‘‘is this how it works?’’
“I’ll just swim in the lava. I will only take half an energy tank of damage” (Melts instantly)
FTFY 
3 Likes
“I am so confused…”
1 Like
“Worth it…” After dying from saying a pun at the wrong place at the wrong time.
or
“Hey, that bullet looks like it’s gonna hi…”
2 Likes
“The killer is…”
1 Like
“You wanna get sp00ked? Look closely!”
Dies
or…
“A hero can beat the bad guy, yeah. But its more about saving people.”
Get the reference?
1 Like
“If you get out of here… Please… Burn my computer.”
2 Likes