ALL WARS END: Political_Slime KILLS Eljay?

MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN

ELJAY HAS FALLEN, REPEAT ELJAY HAS FALLEN

#TEAMELJAY RETREAT, WE’RE OUT-NUMBERED AND OUT-GUNNED

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Today is a day of mourning. Not just one of mourning, but one of sadness and regret.

My dear friend Eljay was murdered this morning, moments away from us reaching peace. Moments before he was to surrender his side and concede, a traitor shot him down before he could reveal his face.

Oh, what did he say? What did he say? The world would never know.

Eljay and I grew up in the ghettos of Artwork III, side by side. We fought duels together, got banned together, lost contests together, and manipulated MOC contest results together.

Also, he was a sexist, racist, homophobic a-hole. But he was our sexist, racist, homophobic a-hole.

You will always be on my Book Club, in spirit. RIP in peace, old friend.

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Outnumbered?

Outgunned?

You’re a funny guy!

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Well I guess I should of saw that coming, straight out of the comic books.

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There’s something suspicious here… I’ll investigate…

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#No… NO!


#I will avenge my captain you maniac. I will avenge him!

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Ummm, Iron Man?

Edit: Keep it on ice!

We shall avenge Eljay! Let us go and kill Kahi now!

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If that’s so then,

Heres to you Meso and 'Jay

Rest forever here in our hearts

The last and final moment is yours

That agony is your triumph!

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It’s not over yet!

#THE PRPL DEVISION STANDS STRONG!!!

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You guys can mourn and fight all you want, but one leaders down, war’s over, I’m getting out of here, back to the meme caves!

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Team eljay must continue we must win

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And I have to say goodbye in my own way:

You taught me the courage of stars before you left.
How light carries on endlessly, even after death.
With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite.
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist.

I couldn’t help but ask
For you to say it all again.
I tried to write it down
But I could never find a pen.
I’d give anything to hear
You say it one more time,
That the universe was made
Just to be seen by my eyes.

I couldn’t help but ask
For you to say it all again.
I tried to write it down
But I could never find a pen.
I’d give anything to hear
You say it one more time,
That the universe was made
Just to be seen by my eyes.

With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite
How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist

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###It’s not over yet. Eljay’s not dead.

##He’s just in a coma.

##We need to travel into his heart and re-awaken him.

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Meso! You are the last hope.

I vote for Meso to take charge and lead the team to victory!

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I’m not giving up, we must avenge eljay

The Civil War is over

I can finally come out of my HSH Bunker

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Ohoho yes.

I will rally you men up. Team Eljay will be avenged.

JOIN ME BRETHREN.

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