that’s not anti-humor…
A blonde officer pulled over a blonde who was speeding and
wrote her a speeding ticket.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why couldn’t the Hispanic man become a fireman?
Because the fire chief was racist.
An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
What a great example of an integrated community.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s the police. We have a warrant for your arrest. Put your hands where we can see them.
What’s the difference between blonde and a bowling ball?
A blonde is a human with blonde hair and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
A man walks into a bar.
He has a family of four, and spends his days getting drunk because he can’t find a job.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she unfortunately passed away in 1968.
Why did they bury the fireman by the hill?
cause he was DEAD
An Asian, African-American, and Hispanic are all walking down the road.
They are part of a parade celebrating race equality.
Baby seal walks into a club
Dies from blunt-force trauma
You see a T-rex sitting on your couch,
You were obviously hallucinating. Besides,a T-rex is way too big to sit on a couch.
A guy walks into a bar
That’s it.
What did the fork say to the soon?
Nothing. Forks cant talk.
a guy walks into a bar.
breaks his knee
what’s something that sticks to your tongue in the cold?
a pole
Yo mama is so fat
That we are all seriously concerned with her health.
Yeah, well your momma’s so ugly
I bet that she uses a lot of make-up.
What’s anti-humor?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, and we can’t ask 'cause it died.
It’s when you tell what someone expects to be a joke, but then you go against their expectations and give a serious statement.
For example: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going through hard times, and had been suffering from severe depression.
Like this?:
There is a Dinosaur eating a pea.
It was a herbivore
More like “Why was a dinosaur eating a pea,” but you got the idea.
Why did Kopaka slip?
Because the ground was covered in ice, and it’s very hard to keep your balance when walking on ice. Show some respect, the guy was trying to save an island, and you laugh at him for slipping? Shame on you.
Why did a taco scream?
because it was being eaten by someone!
Why did the cow stop chewing?
because it ran out of food.