Ask the Magic Conch!

“Does Eljay have a face?”
“I don’t think so”

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My friend Andrew asked: Will I kill everyone on this Earth?

It said: Yes

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Am I a bionicle fan?
I don’t think so.

What the murp?

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Gonna point it out before somebody else does.

Windows XP.

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“Is Miserix really the last Makuta?”
“I don’t think so”

#TeridaxIsAliveConfirm?

“Will I finish Operation Vindicta by the start of the summer season?”
“Yes”

All hail the magic conch!

“Do I have sweg”
“Try asking again”

“DO I HAVE SWEG!?”
“Neither”

“GAHHHHHH!!!”
“I don’t think so”

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Magic Conch is Greg Farshtey confirmed.

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He is. The one from the Melding Alternate Universe, anyway.

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“Are you really magic?”

“Try asking again.”

It has something to hide.

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Will Meso ever stay on track in a Bionicle online game?
Nothing.
(I try again)
No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM&t=1m2s
“should I squeeze lemons into life’s eyes?”
“I don’t think so”
“should I get mad?”
“maybe someday”
huh…
“should I burn houses with lemons?”
“maybe someday”
odd…
“is the cake a lie?”
“try asking again”
ok…
“is the cake a lie?”
“try asking again”
ok
“IS THE CAKE A LIE GAD DARN IT”
“try asking again”
AAAAHHHH!!! I DON’T WANT YOUR ■■■■ LEMONS!
(tries again)
“no”

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What’s your favorite idea? mine is being creative

“Am I good at video games?”
“No”
:pensive: OK

“Is @Risebell 's cat Gary a real cat?”
“I don’t think so.”
:frowning:

Uhhhhhhhhhh… Rise…
You may want to have a talk with your cat…

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Oh yeah I’ve known for a while now.
Turns out Gary is actually a robot.

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Ahhh… That makes sense.

Is Kai Crazy?
“Maybe Someday” Um, that doesn’t help

Will Harrison stop singing cancer parodies of songs?
“I don’t think so” Welp, time to throw him off of the tallest rock at Red Rocks

“Is Ultron evil”
“No”
Huh, go figure…

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“Will the Mod squad surrender?”
“Maybe someday”
Hah! There’s still hope for team NyranSempai!

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“Will Team #NyranSempai win the TTV Secret Wars?”
“Yes”

That’s all I needed to hear. This conch really is magic! :smiley:

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welp guys, its been fun

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“will captain america die in civil war?”

“maybe someday”

.-.

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