Awful Two-Sentence Horror

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“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”

“I have committed numerous unspeakable acts merely in order to see what it would take to get one filled with mint ice cream.”

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I cash my monthly paycheck, earned from my hard work as a detective working to hunt down the infamous DuneToa, wanted in seven countries for unspeakable acts all to obtain a Klondike bar.

I also decide to cash my second paycheck I earned as Klondike bar salesman.

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I win the swimming race.

Then I remember I can’t swim

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My mom said that “I want to burn down an orphanage” is a terrible sentence.

I told her it is perfectly grammatically correct.

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My boss told me “the customer is always right”.

Then a customer said “the world ends in five minutes”.

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Snow White was so bad, I walked out midway through.

Many other people followed me out the airplane door.

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“Sleep schedule? I don’t recognize those words,” i said as i woke up at midnight.

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Racie woke up at midnight.

Even worse, Racie forgot the second sentence. :cold_face:

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“Oh boy, time to change my avatar to honor the death of G2,” Chronicler said.

The glitchy message boards smiled wickedly back at him.

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My friend may be a bit weird, but her heart is in the right place.

Unless someone found where I buried it, that is.

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The Boards are broken yet updated, but no one uses the other emotes at the heart icon.

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I check awful two-scentence horror.

Then I realize someone did 1 sentence.

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I. Decided. To. Post. A. Sentence. Made. Up. Of. Multiple. Smaller. Sentences.

Whether it counts as one sentence is up for debate, but it sure is awful.

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That is made up of 11 sentences.

It’s confirmed.

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akiro made a post.

I deeply missed the GregF emoji reaction as a result. :cry:

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“What a good day to be a QC tester for a major business!”

I had not, in fact, checked the public’s opinion on my work.

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I want to die in my sleep, like my uncle.

I would also accept dying while anesthetized, like the patient he was doing open heart surgery on at the time.

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