The year is unknown.
I am a very lost time traveller.
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You read the book. It still failed to provide the satisfaction it promised.
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“Oh golly gee, I can’t wait to go to work today!” Said the neurosurgeon.
He had gotten .5 hours of sleep that night…
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“I can’t wait to get my stage 2 brain cancer removed,” I said.
The sleep-deprived surgeon agreed, as well.
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Yesterday my brother got a call from his girlfriend.
It was awkward when his wife answered.
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My brother got caught in bed petting the dog.
His cat was not happy about it.
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“I don’t have a girlfriend,” I said.
I didn’t have a girlfriend of my own is what I meant.
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You look up at your window.
You see a dark mysterious massive figure with clawed hands, a tail, and with two glowing red eyes pierces into your soul.
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“Crawl into my mouth to escape,” said the window demon.
I’m free but I got no legs now
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I got a phone call from my dentist:
“If you do not pay our fees on time, you will have 5 days to protect your teeth.”
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“Please, please you don’t understand the topic!” I said to spiderus.
He only said 3 words: “I’m a moderator”
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I looked at the above post and saw four sentences.
But I am not good at either math or English.
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I am an axpert at both math and engrish.
Four is the square root of two, meaning its basically the same number, and the post only has three sentences if you dont count the question mark, so id say it counts.
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“Hello, I eat turds for breakfast,” I introduced.
The poop’s eyes widened in fear.
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I opened this topic.
I purposely read the newest comment.
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My mom went fishing with me last week.
None of the fish wanted to eat me, though.
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