Awful Two-Sentence Horror

I find Ghid’s humor dark.

But if some mad scientist could bring Racie’s uncle back to life.

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I was alone and content in my rubber room.

That’s when the rats came…

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Rats?

I was rats once.

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Once?
Once I was reading about rooms…

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Rooms?

Rooms make me crazy.

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This isn’t crazy…

THIS IS MIND BLENDING MADDNESS!!!

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Spiderus was losing his mind at the thought of rooms existing.

It was only a matter of time until he learned about houses.

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The doctor read the report about his new patient. “Afraid of Houses, is he?”

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Looking at my calendar, I asked, “where did February 29th and 30th go?”

“Right here,” February 29th and 30th said.

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Bionicle g3 has just been announced.

Disney is making it.

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