I had just woken up from a nap in my curtained four-poster bed. Then I heard someone explaining to a crowd that this was my bed, obtained at great expense for display.
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I creep down the exhibit hall in the dead of night, unaware of what might spook me…
And then I see that one guy whom the museum bought the big fancy bed from who keeps breaking in to sleep on it 
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i went to a feature, a creature feature.
there was no creature.
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Surprised to see N01InParticular here and alive.
Unfortunately Winger is still in the grave.
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I was having a nice life on the Boards
Then Spiderus made me depressed 
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I hastily slammed and held the door shut behind me, making sure none of the screaming creatures could get through.
“Emergency Fire Exit,” the door read.
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I didn’t hire an exterminator. I merely asked my doggo what was in his mouth.
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Completely undressed, I was startled once I pulled back the shower curtains.
“Why are you stealing my post?” Chronicler asked.
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I was having a nice life on the Boards
Then Racie posted 
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After what my friend just said, I stared at him as if he’d grown a second head.
He told me it was a regular occurrence.
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Someone broke a piece of glass.
Tiny pieces are embedded in the carpet, waiting to be stepped on.
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Everyone is happy to see me.
My deepest and darkest thoughts want fear and terror upon to them.
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You know what would be truly terrifying in this topic?
Three sentences.
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Know what’s even scarier?
An unfinished
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I took a walk on the beach at night.
“Nice view,” said the beach crawler.
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I asked him his name when I let him into my house.
To my utmost horror, his name was Mr. McKillingsYouGuy.
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There was nobody who could stop me now, I thought. I am about to commit message board topic necromancy.
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My hair flows like silk, while my eyes sparkle like diamonds. The children admire my beauty, unaware that i’m here to cut their pinkies off.
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I quite enjoyed the new movie. Then I saw the text in the sky as I left the theater…
The man said he going to have a deliriously fun day. He then came to collect my taxes.
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