nothing to see here, move along
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Black Piraka! I haven’t seen you in ages.
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nice eyes dude
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Who dat?
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Does he know how to spell the word “The”
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Black Piraka is still ignored. Sad. 
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"Reidak, if you don’t stop those terrorists now, then they’ll reintroduce smallpox in the city. Hundreds, maybe thousands will die, and things will devolve into chaos. You’ll need to sneak past the armed guards, avoid the Kavinika, navigate your way through the corridors of poison gas - "
“Why am I doing this again? First of all, I’m a villain, so I don’t care. Secondly, I injected myself with smallpox ages ago, so I’m adaptively immune to it for all eternity. What’s in it for me?”
"Uh… you get to start six unnecessarily bloody firefights about three-fourths of the way into the mission, and end up destroying the entire facility with napalm…?
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“Make it a tactical nuclear warhead large enough to cause Michael Bay to burst into tears. And the explosion better be visible from orbit.”
“Deal.”
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