Ever since I was killed by the Heyzorks axe, I’ve been thinking a lot about my destiny and purpose in this world. I realise how awful the weeb empire I had been a part of is and promise myself that I will never use my power to turn people into anime characters again. I decide to dedicate my new life that Senit gave me to destroying the weeb empire. I know that there’s only one person who can end the tyranny of anime, Ghid, the akaku-wearing knight, humanity’s last hope!
I side with Ghid and help him hold @Senit’s hellish forces back
Thanks to @Senit I’m back out of Hell, only question is should I get my revenge for being scammed out of a soul? Nahh, I think I’m just gonna take @Rukah and sell them to an eccentric old German occultist who believes the sword is inhabited by one of the occultist’s ancestors.
Noooo, I thought that Ghid and I would have an epic battle against the weebs of hell, during which I was going to sacrifice myself to save Ghid… that nuke ruined everything!
I’m really happy I have multiple bodies capable for use when someone decides to nuke both earth and the entire underworld and then leave. Rude.
However, now the gates of he*ck are completely open with no sword embedded, so begrudgingly I retake my position and prepare to hold the line. Once wasn’t good enough, huh weebs?
Since @NOTaHFfan has died a total of three times now - once as a mask - I signal him from the fiery depths he dared to reincarnate in (buddhism is stupid) to aid me in defying the weeaboo forces their retribution.
As I was the old german occultist who bought @Rukah, I use ancient magic, which I had to study to kill the devil, to transform them to something roughly humanoid. The main difference to a normal human would be that the humanoid has Lewa sword claws, resembeling a weird version of the Nidhiki set from LEGO BIONICLE™. I realise that I died a total of 8 times, one of them was while fighting the devil.
I sit down and think…
I was the one releasing the weebs back to earth.
I was the one at fault for death and destruction.
Thinking about this made me realise, that I don’t care.
But I know @Ghid and @NOTaHFfan will hunt me for doing what I did.
I have to run. I ask @Rukah to follow me, as they legally are my property now.
I should really stop trying to interact with @Rukah, all they do is turn me into a pin cushion. With that said I throw a pair of Onua saws at @Rukah, because as we all know, Onua saws are the natural opposite of Lewa swords.
NoOoooOo! The Onua saws cut off my arms. Fortunately, I just generate new ones made out of lewa swords. Then I throw another storm of swords and @Brickbot99
Upset by @Rukah rejecting my offer, I run away.
I look around I see Hospitals 33 to be exact, though they all are destroyed.
Why is every hospital destroyed around here, I wonder.
Though I still sense @Rukah’s sword following me. I jump behind a rock, the swords all get stuck in it.
I found a chest with pretty nice weapons in it. I take the least anime like looking sword of all and return to the battlefield for the fight against the weebs, hoping to redeem myself.
Realizing what must be done, I sacrifice a signifigant number of my spare souls in an effort to resurrect the devil and drag the weeb forces back into hell. Unfortunately the task will take at least 30 turns so @Ghid, @NOTaHFfan, @Senit, you’re gonna have to hold the line for a bit.
The countless otaku forces begin piling out of the pits of brimstone surrounding myself and @NOTaHFfan, smoke from burnt body pillows cloaking the true number of their forces.
Every weeb I’ve ever eliminated versus myself and one ally… I feel sorry for their odds.