I put on cat ears and say “uwu” and @Heyzorks is instantly defeated
But my brother, Kshrozye sends my lazer gnomes to tempt @Seuss with water toa dating links
NICE. not sure how thats an attack tho
I use necromancy on @Heyzorks to thank him for helping me meet hahli on eharmony
ok what did I just write this is getting weird I regret several decisions
I get off the ground and throw a rock at @seuss
Unfortunately, you then get shot by the grammar police, specifically me.
Good thing I corrected my post.
Now that my grammar is good, the police are defeated.
I unleash my sonic laugh
@rukah can’t stop laughing, so now i, a skeleton
can escape to a nearby cave
Ha! You underestimate me! I stop laughing by looking at the cursed topic.
Then I turn the contents there onto @Heyzorks!
I absorb them, for as ye hath said:
I summon all my paint 3d powers to blast them at @rukah!
Oh no! I forgot that detail!
I am now crippled by the sheer power of @Heyzorks ms paint powers.
AAHHAHAHAHAHA! i now hath (at least temporarily) vanquished @rukah! so because i’m lazy i leave some other thing to finish him off. Toodles!
unfortunately your other thing to finish me off didn’t work.
I rise back up and throw a rock at @Heyzorks
I spring from behind a conveniently placed boulder and rabbit punch @Rukah.
Your punch is ineffective.
I throw another rock at @Brickbot99.
A simple skeletanic like me is easily killed by this rock. But somewhere, i have my minions ready to tempt someone into reviving me…They offer @rukah an offer that they probably can’t resist…
So, @rukah, can ye resist?!
gah-- it’s so strong-- must resist
good thing he didn’t pick toa of lightning
I decide to dig a hole and hide.
It’s a good thing I have this bowler hat to take the damage.
Anywho I whip up a batch of quick-drying cement and pour it into @Rukah’s hidey hole.
Now I am stuck for 24 hours.
I come along to find a pair of lewa swords embedded in concrete in the ground.
I place a couple flowers in solemn remembrance and go to repossess all of his property.
I attack @ghid with a surprise attack gnome! whether it’s effective…I’ll leave that up to your imaginations.