“your honor may I please have my lawyer medium rare with a baked potato”
I tuck my napkin around my collar and begin devouring the hors d’oeuvres (legal documents)
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I make an extremely frustrated face, then walk away, heading for the exit.
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I sit confusedly with the jury.
“Why didn’t I fake a leg injury… I don’t want to be here.”
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I set the lawyer on fire
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I get a fire extinguisher and throw it at @Toan
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I call up my short king Bitil and the goat Firedracax to help me invade the courtroom. They lead an army of shadow matoran led by galva in a spaceship to invade the court, with bitil teleporting a dozen matoran into the court to attack.
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@Ninjoshell is in a jail, while guards points a sign that he igores [NO BIONICLE CHARACTERS ALLOWED] and he was sent to Quintessa from a different kind of court room with Sharkicons and Quintesson Judges. Also @Ghid forgots that our lawyers are @Racie02 and @N01InParticular.
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I teleport Ninjoshell back to the courtroom and explain in swahili so as not to be detected (or understood in all likelihood) that creative and funny workarounds are always more gratifying than overwhelming force in the face of a Spiderus scene
Unfortunately for said Spiderus, he has apparently forgotten that Racie has abandoned the topic for over two years due to the incessant and rule-breaking pinging from Spiderus which would get any other member in trouble, meaning I’m down one lawyer.
And N01 is noone at all, so… I have no lawyers 
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Bitil teleports behind Spiderus and impales him with his sabers, bringing an end to his reign of shadows. Firedracax incinerates his corpse into a pile of pork dust.
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I revived after being burn and stabbed and the Sharkicons found @Ninjoshell and ate him, the Makuta and Dark Hunter, also The Judge has banned all Bionicle related things in the courtroom.
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In anger, Gavla uses her Avsa to drain the life force of everyone in the room, specifically targeting Spiderus, killing him permanently and turning his corpse into a dry, shrunken husk
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I revived again, and punches @Ninjoshell so hard that he went to Earth, and the The Judge says the case dismisses do to the 2008 Bionicle characters and no one likes 2008 Bionicle.
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Bruh how’d you punch me like that I literally just gave you the pharaoh’s curse:skull:
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It seems my speaking swahili did not reach Ninjoshell to inform him 
Regardless, with the case dismissed I am now a free man 
I then begin counting from 1 to 2008 as I exit the space count’s space courtroom.
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Oh no @Ninjoshell did a Pharaoh’s curse on me, and I not effected by it, also @Ghid joins Wakanda as server to the King.
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As the server for Wakanda, I deliberately install a number of viruses on myself and hard crash the entire Wakandan internet just as all of Wakanda’s population is about to download the Black Panther LEGO set bust alternate build instructions by Ransom_Fern
We do a little trolling
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I arrive wearing my suit of Adamantium Mjolnir powered armor to begin the process of a government coup, (this time without Killmonger), and illegally enter a mining facility after placing a concrete bag filled with C4 and detonators at the main elevator.
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@DuneToa didn’t go to Wakanda, instead he went to Symkaria deal with the group of mercs, also I still find from that curse that @Ninjoshell did, however I put a curse on him that he will become a werewolf where the moon is fully bright.
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I pick up a funny shaped rock and throw it at @Spiderus_Prime