Bionicle but also Disney (now with over 7 songs!)

[Toa-of-Snow]

Best experienced with Music!
Sing-along with all your favourite Toa by following these instructions:

1. Click the link to open the Disney instrumental track
2. Then scroll down to the matching lyrics in this topic
3. Follow along!

Experience the Legend of the Bionicle like never before!

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Track 1
Track 2
Track 3
Track 4
Track 5
Track 6

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Credits - read after you listen!

So I’ve set the topic up like this because I don’t really want to be treading on copyright by uploading a bunch of Disney music online. Otherwise, if I could find the time and confidence, I’d be singing awfully over all of these.

I don’t claim to own anything - artwork, lyrics, etc - in this topic. It’s just a series of parodies (and poorly-edited images), so I don’t feel right asking for credit on any of it - it’s adaptions of other people’s work, it’s not original. You’re welcome to redistribute (or sing! ) any of the lyrics with no credit, just so long as you don’t claim or intentionally infer it was created by someone who it wasn’t.

And because this is the Internet, I’ll be painfully explicit - I’m not actually affiliated with Disney, or Lego, in any way.

Mods: This counts as, um, Literature, right? I had no idea where to put it, sorry.

Enjoy!
(And sing along, this is Disney. )

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 1

I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
(It’s adorable!)
Well, it’s nice to see Matoran never change

Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me: Takanuva! Breathe it in!
I know it’s a lot to take in the sight
When you’re staring at the Mask of Light

What can I say except you’re welcome
For outdoing all the Nuva
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
I’m just an ordinary Toa

Who shot Nui-Rama out of the sky
Flying with Kongu up high?
This guy!

When Kopeke froze cold
Who ventured into Ko-Koro
You’re lookin’ at him, yo!

Oh, also I found Vakama’s mask
You’re welcome!
Indeed, I fulfilled all his tasks

I crossed the whole island on Pewku
You’re welcome!
And all of that’s before ‘02

So what can I say except you’re welcome
For the Dark Time that’s over, thanks to me
I’m here to stay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
That’s what happened when I wore the Avohkii

You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!

(Well, come to think of it…)

Honestly I could keep going on forever
I could even explain how I revived Jaller
The Kingdom, The Empire, the City of Silver
That was just on my way to saving the Nuva

I was the herald
Of the seventh Toa
Turned into him anyway, defeated Makuta
What’s the lesson?
What’s the Turaga-tale?
I was always different, so if you try you’d probably fail

And this great Wall of History
Yeah, that was also written by me
Look where I’ve been,
I’ve seen everything happen
Look at that Takua tippity-tappin’

And tappin’
And tappin’
And tappin’
And tappin’

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For revealing your island home
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
But, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome
'Cause I’m gonna need that mask
I’m warping to Karda Nui
You’re welcome!
'Cause Takanuva needs your Olmak

You’re Welcome!
You’re Welcome!

(Takuaaaa!)

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 2

Free…

The…

Nest!

Free the nest!
Put our swarms to the test
Just fall into a coma, sir
And we’ll provide the rest

Levelled mountains
Tamed seas
Why, we only live to clean
Every valley, every crag
Don’t believe us? Ask the Bahrag

Cleaning is our duty
Across all of Mata Nui
And our Great Spirit deserves nothing but the best
Go on, don’t be a fool
Just wake one, and then you’ll
Wake the rest!
Wake the rest!
Wake the rest!

Naho Bay
The Mountain Ihu
The reef of Papa Nihu
We’ll remove from every groove
The great Mangai Volcano, too

You’re underwater
And you’re sleeping
But the Bohrok keep on cleaning
No need for gloom or sorrow
While the Tahnok burn Le-Koro

Just hold tight, our esteemed
We’ll clean it all! It must be cleaned!
And it’s all in perfect taste
That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass
Destroy this mountain pass
Just free the nest!
If you’re stressed
It’s some destruction we suggest
Free the Nest!
Free the Nest!
Free the Nest!

Once, Mata Nui’s beauty
Was not opposed by our duty
To find a beach to unleash havoc upon
Ah, those days when we were Av-Matoran
Suddenly we transform, and then we’re gone

Even so, we’re not shaken
We just long to be awakened
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we lay underground the island
But Takua, it’s crazy,
He walked in and oops-a-daisy!

He woke the nest!
Woke the nest!
We’re all awakened from our rest
Now we’re free, thank Mata-Nui
Your island will soon be compressed

With each Va
You’ll find Krana
Go on, shove one onto Lewa
While he’s off fighting the Toa
His island sinks lower and lower

Need it warm?
Piping hot?
Luckily, we’ve got the Tahnok
Clean it all! We want the Great Beings impressed

We’ve got a lot to do
And it’s all thanks to you
You woke the nest!
Woke the nest!
Woke the nest!
Woke the nest!

Free the nest!
Free the nest!
Our command is your request
It’s been well over one-hundred thousand years
And we’re obsessed

With your ease
With each place
That can be found upon your face
While there’s still a lightstone glowing
We won’t give up
We’ll keep going

Every river
Every lake
Until the day that you’re awake
Then we’ll go right back to sleep at your behest

You’ll be able to stand up
Once we clean this land up
Free the nest!
Free the nest!
Free the nest!
Please, free the nest!

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 3

The mighty Tuma has his Skrall army
And the Vorox have their stinger tails
But Ackar, you’re in luck, ‘cause up your sleeves
You got a Mask of Life that never fails

You got some power in Vulcanus now
And all you have to do is ask
You got some elemental powers, how?
See all you gotta’ do is touch the mask

And I’ll say:

Mister Glatorian
What does your village need?
Let me save your planet, won’t take long
You ain’t never had a friend like me

Your tribes are all under attack
I’m here to bring you unity
So if you’re sick of saying "Get up, Strakk!”
You ain’t never had a friend like me

Yes Kiina, I fell from the sky
I’m from a whole other world than you
You ‘wanna leave the planet? I’m your guy
How about a little more Thornax Stew?

I’m here to fix your village tribes
I’m here to save the Agori
I’m in the mood to help, Raanu!
You ain’t never had a friend like me

(Na-Na-Na) x3

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends make shields out of Scarabax?
Can your friends go, poof?

(Well, ‘aint that great!)

Can your friends go “Let’s see you as you really are!”
And then turn the traitor to a snake?

So doncha sit there all bug eyed, slack jawed
I’m here to answer all your midday prayers
You got the kind of help that carries a sword
Got Mata Nui for your chare d’affaires

I got a powerful mask to help you out
I’ll drop a rockslide on your Skopio
You got a planet split in three, no doubt
Is there a giant robot I can borrow?

I’ll use it to pull off the gutsiest move you’ve ever seen!
Me and my Scarabax, we’ll stop Teridax!
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend!
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend!
You ain’t never!
Ever!
Had a friend like Mata-Nui!
You ain’t never had a friend like me!

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 4

I can show you the world
With the power of my Olisi
Trust me, Lesovikk, you’ll see
Visions of your friends again

I can open your eyes
To alternative timelines
Where you’ll think everything’s fine
In your Dreams of Destruction

A whole new world
A new reality to view
No one to make it end
Or kill your friends
Or show you that you’re dreaming

A whole new world
Possibilities you never knew
You can travel right back
To the Toa Cordak
‘Cause now I’ve made a whole new world for you

(Now I’ve made a whole new world for you!)

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, fighting, surviving
Through a sentient acid cloud

A whole new world
A future you weren’t meant to see
Because you got attacked
By those Zyglak
But you’ll go back to where you used to be

A whole new world
With new adventures to pursue
Don’t make it any harder
For me to kill Sarda
Just let me snare this whole new world with you

A whole new world (A whole new world)
That’s where you’ll be (That’s where I’ll be)
A world designed
Inside your mind
By Karzahni

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 5

Again, I’m gone
Off on a quest to find some mask
But I left you behind, wondering if you should follow

I had to go
And yet, I have to ask
Is this what it means to be a Toa-hero?

Is this what it means
To join the Mahri, Macku?
When did I become a Toa
When all I wanted was you?

Now I turn around and find
I am lost in the Pit
North is south, right is left
When you’re gone

I’m the one who rides your canoe
But now I’m lost in the Pit
And I don’t know what island you’re on

(I’m lost in the Pit)

Up 'til now
The next step was a question of Hau
I never thought I might have to fight Hydraxon

Who are we, if I’m not your Hewkii?
Where are we, if we’re not even canon?
Love isn’t canon?

Now I know we’re Kolhii partners
'Cause I’m lost in the Pit
Up is down, and I can’t find the Ignika

Oh, you’re my only canon
But I’m lost in the Pit
Fending off this Gadunka

But I’ll wait
For a sign (For a sign)
That love is canon
And you are mine (You are mine)

Until then
I’m lost in the Pit

[Toa-of-Snow]

Track 6

Snow glows white on Mount Ihu tonight
Ko-Koro nowhere to be seen
Our villages lost to Bohrok swarms
They insisted “It must be clean.”

But I could never go back anyway
Now that I know inside
We were too late
Mata Nui… died

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
They have to stay here, and fight the Barraki
Don’t let them in, they must let go
Of Matoro-ooh!

Let it Ko,
Let it Ko,
I’ll be the one to pay the price

Let it Ko,
Let it Ko!
Let go of the Toa of Ice

I don’t care what they’re going to say
Mata Nui shall live
I was just the translator, anyway

It’s funny how Matoran
Always feel so small
But when they get struck by lightning
Suddenly they’re six-foot tall

It’s time to see what I must do
To test the limits, and break through
I must outrun Voya Nui
It’s my Destiny!

Let it Ko,
Let it Ko,
I am one with the Mask of Life

Let it Ko,
Let it Ko!
It demands this sacrifice

Here I fall
In this waterfall
Mata-Nui shall live

My energies are spiralling towards the ground
My soul is wrestling with the powers I see all around
And one thought crystallizes as I say goodbye:
I’m never going back,
But my friends will not die!

Let me Ko,
Let me Ko,
Let me fall into the core

Let me Ko,
Let me Ko!
The stars will shine once more

Again you’ll see the light of day
Mata Nui shall live
I always got the creepy masks anyway

[Kanohi_Cantri]

What is this and why do I love it?

[Lesnichiy]

THIS IS AWESOME!!! I laughed all the way reading, except for the Matoro’s song, of course (“I always got the creepy masks anyway” is the only one joke in Matoro’s song and it is the best one of all of them). We need a bunch of singers (or a one singer that can copy voices of different characters) to sing and record all that. Mata Nui’s song is the best. Singed “Get up Strakk!” with Ackar’s intonation and voice.

[ProfSrlojohn]

Hewkii’s is the best, fite me.

[rainsong]

I have no idea what I was expecting when I saw this, but it wasn’t this. That was a lot of fun to read.

[TheCobaltCorsair]

I loved “Free the Nest”! It’s absolutely perfect.

[supernova222]

love this, need more. what disney villain song would fit teridax the most? i’m thinking “be prepared” would be perfect. it matches his “plan” very well and the hyenas would represent the other makuta

I never thought matoran essential

They’re crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a Rahi’s backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

It’s clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we’re talking gods and successions

Even you can’t be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

(Icarax)And where do we feature?

Just listen to master

I know it sounds sordid

But you’ll be “rewarded”

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

(Mutran) Yeah, be prepared! Haha! We’ll be prepared! For what?

For the death of Mata Nui

(Krika) Why, is he sick?

No you fool, we’re gonna kill him, the toa too

(Bitil) Great idea, who needs a great spirit?

(makuta) Mata nuis gonna die, la la la la la la!

Idiots, there will be a Great Spirit

(Krika) But you said uh…

I shall be the Great Spirit, work with me, and you’ll never see the light again

(bitil) Yeah! Alright! Long live Teridax!

(Brotherhood of Makuta) Long live Teridax!

(Brotherhood of Makuta) Long live Teridax!

(Brotherhood of Makuta) It’s great that we’ll soon be connected

With a god who’ll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I’m the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won’t get a mask without me!

So prepare for the coup of the eternity

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning

Tenacity spanning

Decades of denial

Is simply why I’ll

Be god undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my shadows and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

Yes, our shadows and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

[Toa-of-Snow]

I actually drafted one for that very song with Teridax, but because the lyrics suit so well I had trouble actually finding places to change it for parody effect.

Still - anyone want a season 2? Was thinking “Under the Sea” with Kalmah could be pretty good, among others…

@rainsong

That was a lot of fun to read.

That’s an unusual way to spell “sing”.

[ToaBion]

I…I… I wasn’t expecting this. LOL

[Nogus101]

@Toa-of-Snow

Still - anyone want a season 2? Was thinking “Under the Sea” with Kalmah could be pretty good, among others…

Yes!

I’m also thinking Dume singing “mother knows best” as “turaga knows best”.

Maybe Lhikan singing “I’ll make a man out of you”, or maybe that could be hydraxon training the mata?

[thewimpykid]

@Toa-of-Snow , you had me on the floor laughing with these parodies. These are just flat-out awesome. Never in a million years would I have expected to see any of these. And they’re just so clever, and funny, it’s just…they’re gold.

[supernova222]

“i’ll make a toa out of you”, that’s good, i might have to try that one

[Jathru_Cranli]

@Nogus101

@Toa-of-Snow

Still - anyone want a season 2? Was thinking “Under the Sea” with Kalmah could be pretty good, among others…

Yes!

I’m also thinking Dume singing “mother knows best” as “turaga knows best”.

Maybe Lhikan singing “I’ll make a man out of you”, or maybe that could be hydraxon training the mata?

That would be quite something.

[Sacorin]

I LOVED ALL OF THIS!!!
Maybe You Could Do WREAK IT RALPH’s When Can I See You Again As A Love Letter Parody For Bionicle, Or Have It Be Takua And Jallar Talking About When They Will Have They’ll Have Their Next Kohlli Match?
Or Maybe Can You Feel The Love Tonight, But Have It Be Between Jaller And Halli, And Takua Is Watching From A Distance With Pewku?
Or Have Lewa Singing The “One Step” Song From The Beginning Of Aladdin, But It’s About Him Swinging In The Trees Trying To Avoid Bohrok And Corrupt Rahi.