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Water is the mundane darkness. Tea is heightened to a new plane of enlightenment and harmony, providing warmth and peace.
It was a clever stratagem to secure tea as the superior beverage in the polls.
Not that there was ever doubt that it would do so, but it is always nice to silence the heretics.
We all know the truth here!
@Nogus101 is feeding off of the chaos of this topic soon he shall be too powerful for even his coworkers to stop!
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So you abandoned your own lemonade for tea. How pathetic.
Tea is freaking disgusting though.
Imagine saying this and not knowing that tea is one of the most heretical drinks known to man.
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Water is a basis for other drinks. A flavorless blank slate for you to fill in with whatever you want. Water is like a blank canvas. It’s terrible on its own, but with some flavor, its good.
tea is what I call the super combo-wombo lemonade and tea fusion.
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Oh, so not a mere heretic then. A Pit Fiend from a deepest layer of Baator. By the holy power of tea I will overcome you.
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But super combo-wombo tea and lemonade fusion is great.
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I dunno about you but I find a glass of nice, cold water to be far more flavorable and satisfying than a glass of lemonade, which makes me feel fat and guilty after drinking it with the useless amounts of sugar.
Also weren’t you team Tea now? What side is are you on?
Both come from inferior plants that require copious amounts of sugar just to be considered good tasting.
And, mind you, I actually eat lemons without lemonade necessary. I will just eat lemon slices.
As they say… It takes one to know one. 
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That’s the beauty of tea - versatile to the point where anyone can find it pleasing.
and it has caffeine.
corrupting the practice with his fiery maw.
Super Combo-Wombo tea and lemonade fusion
It is the same with water.
So you enjoy injecting literal poison into your system?
OK but eating raw lemons is actually good for your mouth. The acids kill a lot of bacteria. I recommend it, it’s helped keep my teeth clean as well with good brushing.
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utterly false. Water is water. Tea can be mixed and matched with various additives for different people.
yeah ikr
ADDITIONALLY, water is so nefarious as to distract me from the essay I need to write.
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Also different kinds of tea have many effects like helping you sleep and be relaxed.
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Ah, but you have not addressed the point I mentioned earlier. The caffine.
Caffine is literally a poison to your system, shutting down your nerves that usually make you tired. Having too much of it can actually kill you, and caffine addiction can lead to heart problems in the future. It can, in fact, act like alcohol in this sense as well, which is also a type of poison.
What does water do? None of this. Water is pure, doesn’t cause heart disease.
Imagine needing a drink to preform regular bodily functions.
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bruh don’t insult my insomnia 
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fellas, fellas
there’s no need for this debate
obviously blood is the best choice.
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Picking blood is literally wasting your vote.
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It takes many years of studying to understand the magical properties of drinking blood
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YES
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
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