Favorite Ninjago Quotes

“No pizza for you!” -Sensei Wu

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I remember that line.

Where was it from?

~W12~

episode 1, Rise of the Snakes.

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You will all now DIE… Rect your attention to me
-master chen

What be a pirate’s favorite letter -lloyd

I’m faster than fast swifter than Swift - Griffin Turner

The armor’s nice but thats not the only I want to posess -Morro

We have a duty to teach the younger acters about order and disiple
Well your certainly a character
What’s that supposed to mean
Garmadon then Wu then garmadon

I am grand sensei dareth and I darreth you to join my dojo

I wish it would all go away
-half of the season 6 protagonists

And I ain’t no lady
-dogshank

-ppf the future
-nahdakan sarcastically

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Most of mine have already been said. Flintlocke has a great one.

“My shot is yours to keep”

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Thought I’d leave some more.

“I… Am…, a nindroid! And ninja… Never… Quit!”
-Zane

“It’s Captain Soto! The first captain of Destiny’s Bounty!”
“And it’s Jay! The whiny blue pajama man who says everything obvious!”
Why can’t anyone here be nice…
-Jay and Captain Soto

“What’s he saying?”
“Don’t worry, I can read lips… Orange, apricot. Pineapple.”
-Bucko and Squiffy

“Orange, apricot. Pineapple.”
-Jay

“Karloff CRUSH YOU!”
-Karloff

“You did what you had to do.”
-The Bride

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“PAJAMA MEN!”
~Captain Soto.

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“Yesterday is gone. Tommorow is yet to come. We need to worry about today.”
-Zane, paraphrasing Sensei Wu.

“At least there’s still some place in this world where I’m still considered cool”

“Nope. Still totally lame”
-Cole and Jay, as a group of excited children run past the former


Just rewatched 4 Rebooted episodes

thought I’d share some more

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Here are my favorite lines :stuck_out_tongue: :

“Wait, do you see that? A magic floating, we can climb to safety”
~Kai, Season 1, Episode 5: Can of Worms

“What? You too good for the doorbell?”
~Lou, Season 1, Episode 9: The Royal Blacksmiths

“Clunky mule, you are not even ready to face my pinkie toe!”
~Sensei Wu, Pilot Episode 1: The Way of the Ninja

“Can you create a giant ham sandwich?”
~Chokun, Season 2, Episode 16: Double Trouble

“It makes me feel young, deal with it”
~Jay, Season 2, Episode 18: Child’s Play

“Oh, shut up and drive!”
~Pythor, Season 1, Episode 12: Rise of the Great Devourer(DVD Release)

And my favorite moment :P:

Garmadon: We’re not fast enough, we should be pulling away!
Mezmo: But we’re up to maximum speed!
Garmadon: Then get rid of the excess weight!
Mezmo: What excess weight?!
Garmadon: Kicks all of the serpentine off of the Bounty
~Season 2, Episode 17: Ninjaball Run

Me: THAT excess weight. :stuck_out_tongue:

As you can see, these are all from the Pilots, and Seasons 1 & 2. That’s because during the time we had in 2013 of waiting for Season 3 to come out, I was watching the Pilots through Season 2 over and over again, since that’s what Cartoon Network had playing on the weekdays during that time, and even when it wasn’t playing on tv, I’d bring out the DVDs I had, and watch the episode from there. I’d watch 2 episodes a day, which is also what Cartoon Network did, and during that time, I had watched the Pilots, Season 1 and Season 2 about 10-15 times through, so I know them by heart. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Season 4, Episode 3: Versus.

Garmadon: There’s a valuable lesson here, son; if you turn your back on your first evil sensei in an effort to go straight, you may not be served Creamy Biscuits.

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Pythor: But your oath! You said you’d never fight.
Garmadon: When you took my son, all bets were off.
(S3, E31: “Enter the Digiverse”).

Garmadon (to Lloyd): “I yearned to make the world in my image. I never realized I already had, in you.”
(S4, E44: “The Corridor of Elders”).

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Overlord- “Go where, doomed ninja! Your survival chance is zero!”

Zane- "This isn’t about numbers, it’s about family! Go ninja! GO!

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Dude I’m busy, can’t you see it’s taken - jay in the bathroom

bro bro goo goo

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When they’re all about to die and that’s what they say😂

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Memorable Wu lines from Hunted (simultaneously wise and hilarious):

“You taught me the POWER of LIES!”

“When I was an old man, I was wise to avoid a fight. But today, I am not an old man.”

“You may be without power-- but you are not without me.”

“Only a fool thinks he knows everything-- I admit I know nothing!!”

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“A man is not measured by the wealth in his pocket, but by the riches in his heart.”
A fairly obscure quote from the 2011 Jay: Ninja of Lightning book. I dunno why but I have memorized it.

“doing what could be down today tomorrow”
season 7 wu

“people don’t change, they just revel who they truly are.”
garmadon

Edited for Double Post - BioKnight

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“Even lessons learned the hard way are still lessons learned.”
-Sensei Master Wu

“FIIIYAAAAAAA” - Kai

“Garmadon, get ready to get Kai’d! intense guitar and martial arts effects Wham, bam, sorry to beat ya, man!” - also Kai

“Guys, guys, you’re both too valuable to risk! We need someone expendable … like Jay.” - also Kai

“Kai: Who would want Jay? Nya: um, ME?”
“I guess someone DID want Jay…” - Kai

“Kai: Well, I guess she’s not THAT ugly! Nya: EXCUSE me?!”

“If you’re gonna eat us, eat him first! points to Cole He’s full of cake!” - Kai

"My followers have needs too! " - Kai

“Shut it, mushmouth!” - Jay

“I have no friends” - Jay

“Bro bro goo goo” - Jay

“My body is a temple…” - Cole

“I’m sorry, I consumed the last of the deli meat. Cheese?” - Zane

“… be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!” - Zane

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