Favorite Ninjago Quotes

Season 4, Episode 3: Versus.

Garmadon: There’s a valuable lesson here, son; if you turn your back on your first evil sensei in an effort to go straight, you may not be served Creamy Biscuits.

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Pythor: But your oath! You said you’d never fight.
Garmadon: When you took my son, all bets were off.
(S3, E31: “Enter the Digiverse”).

Garmadon (to Lloyd): “I yearned to make the world in my image. I never realized I already had, in you.”
(S4, E44: “The Corridor of Elders”).

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Overlord- “Go where, doomed ninja! Your survival chance is zero!”

Zane- "This isn’t about numbers, it’s about family! Go ninja! GO!

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Dude I’m busy, can’t you see it’s taken - jay in the bathroom

bro bro goo goo

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When they’re all about to die and that’s what they say😂

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Memorable Wu lines from Hunted (simultaneously wise and hilarious):

“You taught me the POWER of LIES!”

“When I was an old man, I was wise to avoid a fight. But today, I am not an old man.”

“You may be without power-- but you are not without me.”

“Only a fool thinks he knows everything-- I admit I know nothing!!”

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“A man is not measured by the wealth in his pocket, but by the riches in his heart.”
A fairly obscure quote from the 2011 Jay: Ninja of Lightning book. I dunno why but I have memorized it.

“doing what could be down today tomorrow”
season 7 wu

“people don’t change, they just revel who they truly are.”
garmadon

Edited for Double Post - BioKnight

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“Even lessons learned the hard way are still lessons learned.”
-Sensei Master Wu

“FIIIYAAAAAAA” - Kai

“Garmadon, get ready to get Kai’d! intense guitar and martial arts effects Wham, bam, sorry to beat ya, man!” - also Kai

“Guys, guys, you’re both too valuable to risk! We need someone expendable … like Jay.” - also Kai

“Kai: Who would want Jay? Nya: um, ME?”
“I guess someone DID want Jay…” - Kai

“Kai: Well, I guess she’s not THAT ugly! Nya: EXCUSE me?!”

“If you’re gonna eat us, eat him first! points to Cole He’s full of cake!” - Kai

"My followers have needs too! " - Kai

“Shut it, mushmouth!” - Jay

“I have no friends” - Jay

“Bro bro goo goo” - Jay

“My body is a temple…” - Cole

“I’m sorry, I consumed the last of the deli meat. Cheese?” - Zane

“… be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!” - Zane

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