“Loads of people like to wear shorts up to their butts…”
“Wait, are we talking about males or females?”
“Females…”
“Alright! I’m moving! (to Britain)”
cue @Eljay laughing hysterically in the background
-Ven and Viper talking about revealing clothing in TTV Talks About Summer.
“Oh, you’re so British!”
-Eljay to Viper after she said “trousers” in TTV Talks About Summer.
in a southern accent
“It’s Rotor!”
“And his Makuta Jetbuuug!”
-Eljay and Meso.
“Meso, You are such a fricking idiot!”
-Var
“Handy!”
-Mesonak
Car drives by
-Mesonak
“arrigation”
-Viper
“Interupt me again and I will shank you.”
~Eljay to Viper, TTV Episode 142
Viper: It’s like a foot kissing contest!
Kahi: ew, what?!
Var: Um, I don’t really like having my feet kissed…
-Podcast 158
We don’t question the boss man ~Meso
"GOOD LORD, he’s on acid or something!"
- Kahi
“Calm down Eljay, smoke some weed”
-Var
@Eljay : How about you move…to another country…(whispering) like the United States
@Viper : No…I love my free health care too much
Eljay: Oh? Well we love our freedom.
Viper: Good for y-
Eljay: YEAH OUCH! BUURRRN! FREEDOM! BURN! Wait, do you hear that? IT’S THE BALD EAGLES FLYING OVERHEAD DOING A FLYBY!!
-TTV Talks about moving
“Also, what-what-what was the name of the first comic made by Stuart Swagger?”
I can say with absolute certainty- Meso 2015
Your opinion is wrong- Eljay 2015
“But you’re getting slack! You’re getting tons of it.”
“I don’t even own slacks.”
-Eljay and Takuma
“Thanks to SpookyScary_Tuma, you’re fan art is much appreciated!” -Meso 
“How’s life ‘n’ such?” Also Meso
“NO!!!” -Eljay
There’s probably more, but I’m too lazy to think deeper about it.
“…”
-Viper when the other Cast Members don’t let her talk.
Eljay - “I’m gonna shove this book up your nose!”
Kahi - “Whoa! Whoa! Is that how you treat you’re employer? No wonder you’re not gonna get a job!”
Man, the latest podcast had some great quotes. My favorites:
“You can’t stop me! You can’t hold me down!”
“I’d like to–no, nevermind…”
-Meso and Ven
“He sent me a message, and he said ‘you’re bad’. And then I sent him a message saying ‘you’re mean’, and then he just didn’t respond, ever. He still hasn’t responded.”
-Exxtrooper