GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

granted, but those weekends are now school days.

I wish that i could be doing something

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Granted, but it’s something illegal and you go to prison

I wish for Bionicle to come back.

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Granted, but the plastic quality is super cheap and all the sets suck.

I wish for something good to wish for

Granted, but someone else gets it.

Wow, cool! I just got a good idea of what I should wish for! What are the odds? Anyway, I wish that the dishes actually washed themselves.

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Grated, but that’s not the point of the recipe I was trying to make. They promptly shatter.

I wish I could see the light from behind my eyes.

granted, but now that’s all you can see, and the darkness is closing in…

I wish people signed up for the hit rp Heroes of Ilira: A Royal Mess run by Cobalt and Ghid

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Ok, but every character comes from a very dark and depressing backstory and is a monster.

I wish that i had infinite bionicle pieces…

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Granted, but they’re all brittle lime joints.

I wish for transformers to cost less

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Granted, but now they’re all Bayformers.

I wish you were here.

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Granted, but now Rukah is inside your walls

I wish for good fortune

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I don’t mind those, actually

:scream: truly horrifying.
uh anyway

granted, but it happens to everyone else except you.

I wish to be able to make pumpkin pie

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granted, but you work 24/7 at Ghid’s Indian Cuisine Restaurant and therefore have no way to profit off your ability.

I wish to have dreams that make sense.

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granted, but they only make sense to you and when you tell anyone else about them you get sent to a mental health hospital

I wish for a dachshund vindaloo from Ghid’s Indian Cuisine Restaurant

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granted, but it’s a bootleg knockoff

I wish I could meet all my online friends.

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Granted, but they were all Ghid’s alts so you just meet Ghid

I wish modern tik tok slang didn’t exist :pensive:

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Granted, but hat-stacking comes back with a vengeance, to the point that you have to participate to get anywhere in this world

I wish my weekends could be just a day longer

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Granted, but an extra weekday is added as well.

I wish Lego never thought of the 2008 socket design

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Granted, but all Kanohi from that point on were just stickers on a regular Metru head

I wish fast food was a bit healthier

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Granted, but each meal now takes 2+ hours to be prepared

I wish for school internet that doesn’t die at least 3 times a day (at a school where many things happen online)

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Granted, but the only site that loads is Ghid.org

I wish for Winger to come back…

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