GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but you break instead.

I wish for more chocolate

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Granted, but it breaks you.

I wish the ball was over.

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Granted, but the Bigweld Gala starts immediately afterwards.

I wish for the number 7.

Granted, but that’s the number of things you’re charged with for entering Bigweld Ball illegally.

I wish for you to meet Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey.

I’m sorry, the Genie you are attempting to reach has been disconnected or is no longer in service.

I wish for something stupid to happen.

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granted but you already exist

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I wish I had a better sense of humor

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Granted, but it’s an unoriginal sense of humour

I wish i was cool like everyone else here

granted but you suddenly realize you were cooler before you were anything similar to anyone on the ttv message boards

i wish to eat

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Granted, but you eat dachshunds

I wish I could come up with a name for this character

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Granted, but it sounds dumb.

I wish for more useful lego pieces.

Granted, but you lose ability to make new mocs.

I wish I had writing motivation.

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Granted, but you’re only motivated to write Ghid biographies.

I wish this topic was 1,991 posts shorter.

Granted, but it’s also 3,982 posts longer

I wanna go home

Granted, but then you get an eviction notice.

I wish that my flowers wouldn’t die.

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Granted, but then they start talking and begging for allowance and to go out partying with their other flower friends

I wish to wish’nt

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Granted, but that creates a paradox that jeopardizes the space time continuum, the entire universe is threatened by your hubris.

I wish for a Sandwich.

Granted, but since it is made of actual sand it falls apart in your hands.

I wish to get all my homework done really quickly.

Granted; it’s done, just not done well.

I wish not to forget to water Dargneer

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Granted, but now it’s doing a musical number about wanting to eat people and you’re sitting outside Harrison Ford’s dentistry office with a glock and oh no what are you doing

I wish people didn’t get the implication that I watched that film just because I was present during that one scene partially playing while trying to ignore it

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Granted but people now think you were in that film, no matter how many times you show them a complete list of the cast and crew

I wish I could come up with a good wish

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