Granted, but it’s a million USD in rolled pennies.
I wish I had a power strip and an extension cord.
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Granted, you are tied up with them.
I wish for a giant robot.
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Granted but it’s Mechagodzilla
I wished to slow down time.
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Granted, you slow it to a stop. And since time is stopped, you can no longer do anything, including unstop time.
Okay, but I wish for a sword.
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Granted, but it’s a foam sword from a carnival.
I wish Finland would leave the EU (this is an inside joke from off the Boards).
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Granted, but the US joins and gets Mexico put in charge of military stuff.
I wish I had fish tacos rn.
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Granted, but they turn you into a mutant and now the government wants to kill you.
I wish for school to start again.
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Granted, but school is starting again 
I wish master was a permanent rank.
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Granted, but now the requirements are even more insane and unattainable 
I wish the TTV Message Boards users invited people to the site using the invite function on their profiles (which can net you a rather rare badge).
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Granted, but now everyone realizes how many people online are degenerates, and Spiderus bans half the invited persons.
I wish I could manipulate RNG systems with my mind unconsciously (thus nerfing myself all day long due to overconfidence).
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Granted. Unfortunately, balance of luck causes you to get struck by lightning at least once a month.
I wish to be struck by lightning. It sounds cool.
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Granted, but it’s while your home and your house caught fire and now you and your house are on fire.
I wish for a fire extinguisher to shoot for fun.
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Granted, but you don’t have a gun, so you can’t shoot it for fun. 
I wish I would give up smoking for good.
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Granted, but you take up drinking.
I wish my computer was not broken.
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Granted, you have to pay for repairs–and they’re expensive!
I wish that most official LEGO set reveals were actually surprises (e.g. LEGO set rumors didn’t happen 6+ months before the official set reveals).
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Granted, but LEGO makes only Lilo & Stitch sets from now on.
I wish cyclospora didn’t exist.
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Granted, but you are now classified as a contagious disease by the CDC.
I wish I could demonetize the entirety of YouTube.
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