granted, but they’re all lime 2008 sockets
I wish to be slightly less cruel to Rukah
4 Likes
Granted, but then he is more cruel to you. 
I wish for more cookies.
1 Like
granted, but they’re chernobyl-baked
I wish everyone would enter their Tuyet MOCs in the Tuyet Fanon Contest
5 Likes
Granted, but they’re all joke entries.
I wish I could learn how to shade my drawings properly
5 Likes
I’ll take it
Granted, but now you can only draw proper pictures of Ghid.
I wish NOTaHFfan would stop wasting his art talent on weeb pfps.
5 Likes
Granted, but then he never shows you his artwork.
I wish that Lego made ccbs bones in more translucent colors.
3 Likes
I’ll take it.
Granted, but they have the durability of 2008 lime joints.
I wish I knew what’s the meaning of life
4 Likes
granted, but it’s Ghid
I wish being in possession of a Crayola Silly Scents Silly Putty Pee Bee & Jay was a universally recognized human right.
4 Likes
Granted, but they’re all replaced with bootlegs.
I wish that I didn’t forget to charge my phone yesterday.
Granted, but you forgot to charge yourself.
I wish I had charcuterie to eat.
2 Likes
Granted, but after you eat it, it consumes you from the inside.
I wish to be more proactive.
Granted. Now, you’re both proactive and radioactive!
I wish my local power company would remove all of the dead trees that are leaning on the power lines like they’re supposed to…
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granted, but then they plant new trees next to the power lines
i wish i could edit pictures better
2 Likes
Granted, but then you become blind.
I wish I’d be able to think of something to wish for.
Granted, but it’s unoriginal and unfunny.
I wish to be able to open my mouth.
3 Likes
granted, but then you can never shut up again. oh wait
i wish i could restart my TTV account to try and make a better impression
4 Likes
Granted, but the impression is horrible.
I wish to never get sick.
Granted, but I am the high emperor and I turn the us presidency into a monarchy, then begin a global conquest of every independent nation on the planet. #AllHailGhid
I wish Crayola Silly Scents Silly Putty Minty & Coco would show up at my house at 3 am.
3 Likes
Granted, but you are not home.
I wish that the 2008 joints weren’t so fragile.