Granted but every winter solstice you teleport to a random location in the opposite hemisphere so that you are always experiencing summer.
I wish I could figure out a way to make this gear function work seamlessly
1 Like
Granted, but now it has so much friction that it’s impossible to operate.
I wish I had a map of @Ghid 's multi-level basement complex.
1 Like
Granted, but you are unable to comprehend it.
I wish that I didn’t have to do so much research for a school assignment I’m working on.
Granted, but now the teacher has extended school so that there is no end in sight.
I wish I could purchase more money…
2 Likes
Granted, but’s counterfeit money.
I wish to be able to instantly finish all my homework.
Granted, but you get a D-.
I wish I was home.
1 Like
granted, but so am I.
I wish all the boards members could be indoctrinated into the teachings of NiLP.
3 Likes
Granted, but then you suffer a terrible loss of faith.
I wish i could go to the Bigweld Ball.
Granted, but you are arrested as soon as you enter.
I wish for more time to do things.
Granted, but Bigweld Ball is on TV all day, and you are constantly distracted.
I wish I had Hahli Mahri.
1 Like
Granted, but all the lime joints instantly shatter as soon as it arrives.
I wish that it was summer vacation already.
Granted but there are only 3 days of summer vacation as opposed to 104 days of summer vacation, to which school comes a long to end, thus leaving the annual problem for our generation of finding a good way to spend it.
I wish I had more plant pieces for bio-cup
2 Likes
Granted, but they are made of an inferior bio-friendly plastic that is warped and discolored.
I wish that I could meet @Cordax in real life.
Granted, but you regret your decision
I wish that i could get out of prison because i illegally attended the Bigweld ball
Granted, but then you see that Bigweld is the name of every event in the world.
I wish I was there.
Granted, but you’re at the Bigweld Concert with me.
And nobody wants that.
I wish the Bigweld concert was more entertaining
Granted, but it’s because you get robbed.
I wish for chocolate
Granted, but it was stolen by you from @Enbeanie , who grabs you by the neck and slams you into the wall.
I wish I hadn’t broken into the ball.
1 Like
Granted, but you break instead.
I wish for more chocolate
1 Like
Granted, but it breaks you.
I wish the ball was over.
1 Like