I grant you the power to speak fluently in olde english.
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The power to make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which make new powers which makes fajitas out of new powers
good enough for me.
I give you the power to manifest food whenever you want.
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I give you the power to not be a scrub!
I already had that 
I give you the power of wisdom beyond your years.
I give ye the power of wisdom beyond your ears.
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I give you ears beyond all wisdom.
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I give you ears of corn to hear all and see the fuzzy outline of all!
I give you the power of form of corn.
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You can now rule AOL
You can breathe dirt.
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The ability to summon an army of cheeseburgers.
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the power of ZA WARUDO
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The power of not being a rude punk!
(This one’s very useful in many situations)
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The power to do stuff!
Good to know this is still going strong.
The power to ride deer into battle.
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The Return of the old Users
The Power to Level up
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Who’re you calling old?
The ability to not call people old.
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The a bility to disconnect your left pinky toe.
The power of voodoo!
Someone get the reference plz