Game: how to win Life

step 21: Watch Star Wars (episodes 1-9, when the sequel trilogy comes out)

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Step 22: Watch Star Trek

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Step 23: Watch RWBY.

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Step 24: Never forget to brush in the morning and the night so your teeth look there best.

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Step 25: Fashion your hair after Risebellā€™s and like everything he posts.
(Imagine if someone actually followed all of theseā€¦)

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Step 26: Always kill your enemies when youā€™ve captured them.
And if they have descendants, get them too, you donā€™t want to see them 10 years later with the ā€œyou killed my fatherā€ excuse

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Step 27: Donā€™t listen to what he just said.

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Step 28: Always respect your elders, even after death.

( @Risebell they would certainly not win life. XD )

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Step 29: Become a hikikomori and avoid the NHK at all times.

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Step 30: Refer back to step 10.

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Step 31: Build MOCs and then skip step 31. Unless you donā€™t make the MOCs, in which case step 31 is your only hope for survival.

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Step 32: Cut a hole in the box

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Step 33: Do the same as step 30, 31 and 34, but at the same time.

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Step 34: If thereā€™s something on the internet, Make p-uhā€¦MAKE PICTURES OF IT. yeah, thatā€™s what I was gonna say.

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Step 35: If it doesnā€™t exist, MAKE IT

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Step 36: If it exists, rip it off.

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Step 37: Omae wa mo shindeiru

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Step 37: Speak in random dialects that may or may not be real.
e.g. blah blah blah blah blah blah
Translation: I am a turkey. Eat me.

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Step 38: Always try to conga with the enemy team.

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Step 38. Divide by zero- wait a minuteā€¦

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