Game: how to win Life

Step 58: Light the bathroom on fire too. And then use it 36 times a day.

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Step 59: Attempt to extinguish the fire using Kool-Aid.

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Step 58: Attempt to extinguish the fire using a margarita.

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Step 59: Attempt to extinguish Margarita-fueled fire with Atomic Breath.

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Step 60: Die

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Step 61: 42.

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Step 62: repeat step 5 everyday

Step 63: Profit

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Step 64: Think with portals.

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Step 65. Ignore step 34.

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Step 66: refer to step 29
Its a conspiracy

step 67: hug the person above you

Step 68: Kill the person to your left.
(Whose to your left? A wall.)

Step 69: Have a semblance of maturity, or at least pretend to, and let ths rule pass without a second thought

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lol nyran
step 70: when life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad and ive got just the recipe! BUCKLE YOUR PANTS BUCK BUCKLE YOUR PANTS! play cliffhorse and dance dance!

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Step 71: EXTERMINATE!

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Step 72: Ship AlenaxEljay.

Step 73: NEVER ship members of the podcast again.

OOC: Seriously. I’m not even on the cast and it annoys me to see it everywhere.

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Step 74: Since both Steps 72 and 73 are in conflict, take the middle road and ignore both.

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Step 75:

<β€”Le me
Eat cookies with Ruby.

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