Game: how to win Life

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Step 822: don’t die

i’ve been loyal for an hour and 15 minutes so far

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Step 823: die

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Step 824: Die again.

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Step 825: Die a third time. It’s like triple kill, but for yourself…

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Step 826: Oh baby a triple

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Step 827: Talk about birds every Friday.

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Step 828: finish reading all posts.

Step 829: regret your life choices.

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Step 830: Tell @matanui606 the rules.

Step 831: Break that rule myself.

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Step 832: point out no one follows that rule.

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Step 833: Remind people that that someone missed 817, because the didn’t understand that 816. A, was posted…

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Step 834: realize step 817 is in the fine print

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Step 835: Revive the topic after almost two months.

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Step 836: wait 11 days so it is actually 2 months.

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Step 837: Close this topic

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Step 838: Abuse your Mod powers Follow through with Step 837.

Step 839: Open topic back up again, 'cuz what iz ded can never dye!

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Step 840: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give [Insert name here] lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Step 841: THE SIIIINNNNS NEVER DIE

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Step 842; Spam heresy memes





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