Game: how to win Life

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Step 863: Blow up the internet.

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Step 864: laugh as the flames rain down.

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Step 864: Travel faster then the universe, ripping it in half.

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Step 865: keep going.

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Step 866: Drink Red Bull

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Step 867: Chug red bull, top it with Monster energy, then swallow five bottles of five-hour energy.

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Step 868: Question why there are still monsters and red bulls after tearing the universe in two.
Step 869: Have another monster

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Step 870: finally crash from all of the energy drinks.

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Step 871: Drink red bull in your sleep.

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Step 872: With your newfound wings, soar into the heavens!

Then realize your wings are flexible, gelatinous Red Bull, and the sun melts them away, turning yourself into a modern Icarus. XP

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Step 873: Fall to your knees, and scream at the sunā€¦

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Step 874: Praise the sun.

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Step 875: Curse the sunā€¦

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Step 876: Praise your curse on the sun.

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Step 877: Curse your praise on your curse on the sunā€¦

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Step 878: take a moment to contemplate what you are doing.

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Step 879: Realize what you are doingā€¦

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Step 880: take another nap.

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Step 881: Wake up and burn the sun.

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Step 882: Wear a Fedora.