Step 1950: apparently you are somehow in 2035 now, so get a time machine, this year sucks.
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Step 1951: go to a buffet and fill a backpack with food until you get kicked out.
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Step 1952: hand out the food for free to would-be patrons outside the restaurant as revenge for getting kicked out
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Step 1953: pay a professional con man to fix the boards so you can change avatars again.
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Step 1954: realize you just paid a pro con man
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Step 1955: Slap the guy above to ignore the actual steps, and replace them with boring ones.
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Step 1956: Slap the guy above for not slapping the guy above for missing a good opportunity for a Godzilla reference.
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Step 1957: get lost in an infinite maze
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Step 1958: use google maps to escape the infinite maze but end up even more loss as a result
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Step 1959: point out the typo in the last post.
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Step 1961: You and three friends steal a rocket ship that got hit by cosmic rays, then crash the rocket while your friend gets fire, invisible, and rock powers, you only got stretching powers.
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Step 1962: ask the Secretary of State to require that bowls of pretzels and similar snacks be placed in all government conference rooms during meetings, so as to limit unnecessary conversations.
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