My calm nature amid a crisis has undoubtedly saved countless lives, and an even greater number of casualties.
I never sneeze just once.
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when the time comes, i never unleash forceful, slimey, cold wind from mine nostrils only once, there is always a second green lightning strike.
I make people laugh sometimes.
I construct the most exquisite combinations of vocal pitches that can cause other beings like myself to release a pitch that signifies a chemical reaction in their cranium that causes certain emotions.
I made ramen last night
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I heated a heating device to produce heat which heated a vessel of some form containing water and a wheat-related dish to cook a dish involving water and wheat last night
I am a fan of games’n’such
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Don’t hire me.
I work at the library.
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I make my living funds by being employed at a large place where sacred, beloved, items forged of paper are kept.
I think THE SKELETON APPEARS is the best meme of this month.
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I am a fan of games’n’such.
I build with LEGO.
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I use a diverse range of interlocking plastic pieces of various shapes, colours and sizes to construct intricate and functional models; enhancing my knowledge of physical concepts such as structures and mechanisms.
I ate a slice of bread.
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Using various capitalist forms of societal distribution of goods and services, I acquired the germed, baked form of beaten wheat, having been previously introduced to fungus supplied with a noteworthy supply of addictive substance to increase its rate of expansion. Having completed the transaction of paper currency for such a ware, I used a knife to separate a small and geometrically precise portion of the substance before devouring it, which is considered the ultimate purpose of such a creation.
I write The Book of Dreams.
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I am Ghid.
I got out of bed today.
I have the mental willpower and shear physical fortitude to leverage my own weight off a sink-sand like surface whilst my bodies computing center is only partly in its daytime state.
Dang I should get out of bed
I draw…sometimes
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Sparingly, I move my hand, holding a graphite-tip wooden drawing untensil, across a wood-based material that is white. I create patterns and pictures with it.
I read books a lot.
Often on a midnight dreary
I ponder the query,
Of how many more volumes of yore I can ponder
I devour these books whilst ever near to napping
And then came a tapping
A tap, tap, tapping of my finger on the kindle screen
Curse Bezo’s infernal machine!
For the particular book I was looking for,
And the contained knowledge of yore
Was locked behind a flat black screen,
With the words from the cursed machine,
Battery at zero percent.
So rather, I lit a light and returned to reread,
Another paperback, another hardcover again,
until I was nodding,
Nearly napping,
and soon came a tapping…
I can drive a car
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I can successfully operate a complicated metal vehicle that uses tiny explosions to propel itself. I can do this without causing injury to myself or others.
I ate a cookie today.
I consumed a total of 230 calories while staring at a flat device that gives me the power to read any writing that exists on this planet.
I finished eating my homework.
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I go beyond compulsory learning hours to consume additional wisdom, bringing words into my head, bolstering my intellectual nutrition. Only just now in this instance of time have I finished such daily study and digesting of such knowledge.
I love tabrick
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Through rigorous hours of training and dedication I have reached a level of adherence to the principles of Ghid strong enough to construct a vessel for him to inhabit as a token of my allegiance to his all-seeing eyes. I seek to present such an offering to him in its own topic that he might bear witness to my handiwork and bless me with his fave.
I write the Bo_ series on TTV.
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I wrote an insanely good book series.
I 3d printed classic tahu.
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I masterfully sculpted a commemorative piece that is memento of a line of action figures created by a privately-owned danish company in a 3-D software. I then inspected the program and devised a way to bring this file into the physical world. After connecting the computing device to a machine that can spew out plastic, I waited until my creation was brought into the world.
I brush my teeth with Colgate toothpaste.
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