@Runa is not a goofy goober
@Diero loves his cat, Kate.
@Spiderus_Prime is not a spider or a prime, or a prime spider.
@meepinater is actually from the Phineas and Feb universe
That’s not a lie though
@Bendy_Tiger isn’t flexible at all.
@meepinater won’t “be back.”
@Runa Is a time travelling spy from the '20s that arrived here due to a malfunction in her time machine
@GX_05 is a sentient tube of toothpaste.
@TheCobaltCorsair eats three square monkeys a day.
@Racie02 only feels the need to reveal such information for they are a monkey
@EmperorDuckie is part of a secret collective of snail people that are secretly controlling the world
@Diero can’t read usernames
@EmperorDuckie knows I am a she and not a they.
(you know, a lot of these comments can be kinda petty… probably including some of my own…but I’m more concerned with the fact that they aren’t outrageous.)
@Racie02 burned down her local library since she can’t read
is secretly from a noire comic book
@Flux isn’t a pirate
but that’s not a lie, I’m a privateer
is secretly a living compass
@Flux is an FBI agent that looks at what you’re typing
My bad I didn’t want to assume
@GX_05 doesn’t own any left shoes
@EmperorDuckie never lose any money after the events of King Kong’33.