@cordax never reads said stories
@Enbeanie is in all of said stories
@cordax is said stories
@Enbeanie remembers this is the lies topic
@Ghid makes me the main character in said stories
@Cordax is the only reason why I read said stories
@NOTaHFfan is unaware of the fact that Cordax is the funniest and most amazing and wonderful and stupendous and impeccable and fantastic and most amazing character in said stories.
@Cordax remembers this is the lies topic
@Ghid is a cake-sniffer
@Cordax should stop stalking me
@Ghid might have forgotten that this is the lies topic
@cordax has recently visited a parallel univers version of France created by martians
@Enbeanie has lost his top hat to a theiving squirrel.
@rukah is said thieving squirrel and i am currently hunting down said squirrel
@Enbeanie is a witch from mars that came to earth to harvest our teeth to power his time machine!
@cordax hates gameshows despite being born as part of one
@Enbeanie eats squirrel sandwiches for lunch
@Enbeanie is actually an inflatable pool toy. Evidence is clear.
@Krelikan dances the macarena with an inflatable rubber dinosaur every night to the music of Muddy Waters.