@Rukah ’s mind is not a friend of mine.
@DuneToa was born with six digits on his left hand and doesn’t know about it
@Wekua ’s name is Inigo Montoya. I killed his father, and must prepare to die at his hands.
@DuneToa is really an inflatable sherman tank
@Hor1zonStr1der is really a bamboo Mitsubishi Zero 
Nope, that’s actually true.
@Axelford is Willy Wonka’s third cousin twice removed.
@Hor1zonStr1der clearly lives inside an inflatable pineapple!
@Rukah consumed 97875445224778 people today.
@dunetoa hates transformers.
@MakutaOisli blows his nose with his bare hands
@Wekua ate all the pies
@Hor1zonStr1der ate all the pumpkin pies.
@Rukah is cansada en los pies.
@DuneToa ate all the digits of pi
Well, that just makes life a whole lot easier
@Hor1zonStr1der hasn’t actually stridden a single horizon in their entire life
@NotaHFfan isn’t actually a HF fan
If @The_Blue_Panda finds a fast food cup lying around outside, and if there’s any standing water in the cup, he will drink it
If @Wekua was to visit Chicago, he’d be arrested for being a “county-slicker”.
DuneToa is scared of heights, darkness, and crabs.
Willess12 is an official experiment.